In an unprecedented turn of events, former U.S. President Donald Trump has put his stamp of approval on a pioneering Israeli diet plan, aptly named, ‘Less Calories, More Conflict.’

Trump, no stranger to controversy or fast food, surprised the world by endorsing this unique dietary formula, which he says “combines the health benefits of consuming fewer calories with the high-intensity cardio workout you get from engaging in the daily conflict, which I excel at.”

The diet plan, developed by a group of Israeli nutritionists and conflict resolution experts, is a groundbreaking approach to weight loss. It involves a strict regime of low-calorie Mediterranean cuisine with a daily dose of high-stress conflict, promising to burn calories more efficiently than a standard Pilates session or a CrossFit workout.

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“Everyone knows I’m a big fan of conflict,” said Trump at a recent press conference, “whether it’s on social media, in the boardroom or on the global stage. Combining it with a dietary plan is pure genius. Plus, the Israelis make a great falafel.”

The former president’s endorsement comes, puzzlingly, at a time when he’s been rather silent on the political front, focusing more on his post-White House endeavors, which recently include launching a social media platform and opening a chain of fast-food restaurants.

“It’s all about balance,” Trump continued. “You eat a shawarma, you get into a disagreement. You have a hummus, you debate over Middle East politics. The pounds just melt away.”

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Health experts worldwide are expressing mixed reactions about the unconventional regimen. While some praise the idea for its creative approach, others question its sustainability and impact on mental health.

“Engaging in conflict is indeed a form of cardio exercise,” said Dr. Amy Goodall, a leading nutritionist from Harvard University. “But we can’t ignore the impact of sustained stress on the body and mind. Is it worth losing those extra pounds at the cost of raising your blood pressure every single day?”

Despite the controversy, Trump seems undeterred in his support for the plan and even plans to integrate it into his daily routine.

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“I’ve always said, if you’re not arguing, you’re not living,” Trump concluded. “I might even release my own diet book: ‘The Art of the Meal: Less Calories, More Conflict.’ What do you think? It has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?”

Only time will tell if the ‘Less Calories, More Conflict’ diet hits the mainstream or ends up in the bin of fad diets. One thing’s for sure, though: when it comes to making news, Mr. Trump never fails to disappoint.