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Trump Minion Transforms into Human Loophole, Showcasing Pure Disregard for Legal System

August 12, 2025 • by Olga Arkhypova

A satirical piece portrays a Trump administration member morphing into a legal loophole during a Senate hearing. The "human loophole" responds to allegations with complex legal arguments, symbolizing the administration's exploitation of the law.

Trump Minion Transforms into Human Loophole, Showcasing Pure Disregard for Legal System

August 12, 2025 • by Olga Arkhypova

A satirical piece portrays a Trump administration member morphing into a legal loophole during a Senate hearing. The "human loophole" responds to allegations with complex legal arguments, symbolizing the administration's exploitation of the law.

Trump Administration's Love for Fossil Fuels Sends America Back to Dinosaur Era, World Fears Tyrannosaurus Rex Comeback

June 10, 2025 • by Ali Mohmeni

The Trump Administration's support for fossil fuels sparks satirical fears of a dinosaur comeback, leading to 'dino-defensive' strategies worldwide. Experts warn of Mother Nature possibly reviving dinosaurs due to high carbon emissions.

Trump Administration's Love for Fossil Fuels Sends America Back to Dinosaur Era, World Fears Tyrannosaurus Rex Comeback

June 10, 2025 • by Ali Mohmeni

The Trump Administration's support for fossil fuels sparks satirical fears of a dinosaur comeback, leading to 'dino-defensive' strategies worldwide. Experts warn of Mother Nature possibly reviving dinosaurs due to high carbon emissions.

Trump's 'Space FORCE ONE' to Launch from Casino Barge, Skirting FAA Regulations

June 6, 2025 • by Liam Young

Former President Donald Trump has announced plans for a privately funded rocket company, Space FORCE ONE, aiming to rival Elon Musk's SpaceX.

Trump's 'Space FORCE ONE' to Launch from Casino Barge, Skirting FAA Regulations

June 6, 2025 • by Liam Young

Former President Donald Trump has announced plans for a privately funded rocket company, Space FORCE ONE, aiming to rival Elon Musk's SpaceX.

Trump Administration to Deport 1 Million People

May 31, 2025 • by Amit Raj

The Trump administration's new Patriotism Over Population initiative aims to deport one million "non-patriotic" American citizens.

Trump Administration to Deport 1 Million People

May 31, 2025 • by Amit Raj

The Trump administration's new Patriotism Over Population initiative aims to deport one million "non-patriotic" American citizens.

Trump Administration Halts Student Visa Interviews, Claims Students Need Practice for Future Alien Abductions Instead

May 29, 2025 • by András Kovács

The Trump administration halted student visa interviews to develop an 'Alien Abduction Preparedness Plan'. They claim students are prime targets for extraterrestrials and need training in alien languages and telepathic communication.

Trump Administration Halts Student Visa Interviews, Claims Students Need Practice for Future Alien Abductions Instead

May 29, 2025 • by András Kovács

The Trump administration halted student visa interviews to develop an 'Alien Abduction Preparedness Plan'. They claim students are prime targets for extraterrestrials and need training in alien languages and telepathic communication.

National Security Council Sheds Staff Like a Husky in Summer, Trump Administration Blames Allergies to Paperwork in Dramatic Restructuring F

May 25, 2025 • by Ali Mohmeni

An unprecedented exodus from the National Security Council (NSC) during the Trump administration has raised suspicions.

National Security Council Sheds Staff Like a Husky in Summer, Trump Administration Blames Allergies to Paperwork in Dramatic Restructuring F

May 25, 2025 • by Ali Mohmeni

An unprecedented exodus from the National Security Council (NSC) during the Trump administration has raised suspicions.

Elmo Seeks Swedish Asylum Amidst Trump Administration's Left-wing Puppet Accusations, Bert and Ernie Flee North

May 20, 2025 • by Alex Chen

Sesame Street character Elmo seeks political asylum in Sweden following accusations of being a 'left-wing puppet' by the Trump administration. Bert and Ernie find refuge in Canada amid safety concerns.

Elmo Seeks Swedish Asylum Amidst Trump Administration's Left-wing Puppet Accusations, Bert and Ernie Flee North

May 20, 2025 • by Alex Chen

Sesame Street character Elmo seeks political asylum in Sweden following accusations of being a 'left-wing puppet' by the Trump administration. Bert and Ernie find refuge in Canada amid safety concerns.

Trump Trains Terrapins to Tackle Tariffs, Stock Market Shivers in Shell Shock

May 12, 2025 • by Alex Chen

Former President Donald Trump allegedly used an elite force of terrapins to intercept and sabotage foreign tariff enforcement. Codenamed "Shell Game," the operation reportedly altered digital tariff records via high-tech shell-mounted devices.

Trump Trains Terrapins to Tackle Tariffs, Stock Market Shivers in Shell Shock

May 12, 2025 • by Alex Chen

Former President Donald Trump allegedly used an elite force of terrapins to intercept and sabotage foreign tariff enforcement. Codenamed "Shell Game," the operation reportedly altered digital tariff records via high-tech shell-mounted devices.

Puerto Rico Bails on Billion-Dollar Climate Lawsuit After Trump's Blue State Blitz

May 7, 2025 • by James Connor

Puerto Rico withdraws its billion-dollar climate lawsuit against the U.S. government after Trump's Blue State Blitz, a tag game where Trump aimed to convert blue states to red.

Puerto Rico Bails on Billion-Dollar Climate Lawsuit After Trump's Blue State Blitz

May 7, 2025 • by James Connor

Puerto Rico withdraws its billion-dollar climate lawsuit against the U.S. government after Trump's Blue State Blitz, a tag game where Trump aimed to convert blue states to red.

Whistleblower Lawyer Sues Trump, Cites Lost Library Privileges

May 7, 2025 • by Mason Turner

A whistleblower lawyer, 'Source Omega', is suing ex-President Donald Trump over loss of library privileges.

Whistleblower Lawyer Sues Trump, Cites Lost Library Privileges

May 7, 2025 • by Mason Turner

A whistleblower lawyer, 'Source Omega', is suing ex-President Donald Trump over loss of library privileges.

Trump Attempts to Trade Alaska for Canada's Maple Syrup Reserves in Latest Trade War Twist, Plans Pow-Wow with Mark Carney

May 7, 2025 • by Arjun Singh

Former President Donald Trump reportedly proposed to trade Alaska for Canada's maple syrup reserves during a late-night Twitter tirade about pancakes.

Trump Attempts to Trade Alaska for Canada's Maple Syrup Reserves in Latest Trade War Twist, Plans Pow-Wow with Mark Carney

May 7, 2025 • by Arjun Singh

Former President Donald Trump reportedly proposed to trade Alaska for Canada's maple syrup reserves during a late-night Twitter tirade about pancakes.

Former Judges Unite for Epic Roast of Trump's Judiciary 'Assault', Demand Comedy Central Special

May 7, 2025 • by Kevin Zhang

Former judges form a comedy group, 'The Gavels of Justice', for an 'epic roast' of ex-President Donald Trump's controversial legal interactions. Comedy Central considers a special, while Trump counters with a promise of his own 'funnier' roast.

Former Judges Unite for Epic Roast of Trump's Judiciary 'Assault', Demand Comedy Central Special

May 7, 2025 • by Kevin Zhang

Former judges form a comedy group, 'The Gavels of Justice', for an 'epic roast' of ex-President Donald Trump's controversial legal interactions. Comedy Central considers a special, while Trump counters with a promise of his own 'funnier' roast.

Trump Mandates 100% Tariff on Foreign Films, Hollywood Preparing to Remake Every Single One

May 6, 2025 • by Liam Young

In a satirical twist, ex-president Trump imposes a 100% tariff on foreign films, causing Hollywood to plan remaking all foreign films, a task dubbed Operation Reprint.

Trump Mandates 100% Tariff on Foreign Films, Hollywood Preparing to Remake Every Single One

May 6, 2025 • by Liam Young

In a satirical twist, ex-president Trump imposes a 100% tariff on foreign films, causing Hollywood to plan remaking all foreign films, a task dubbed Operation Reprint.

Dems Demand Appeals Court Judge Attend Mandatory VOA Modernization Seminar, Trump Declares Win with Invisible Trophy

May 5, 2025 • by Siddharth Rao

Democratic lawmakers demand an Appeals Court judge attend a Voice of America Modernization Seminar, linked to a covert program called 'Operation Whisper'.

Dems Demand Appeals Court Judge Attend Mandatory VOA Modernization Seminar, Trump Declares Win with Invisible Trophy

May 5, 2025 • by Siddharth Rao

Democratic lawmakers demand an Appeals Court judge attend a Voice of America Modernization Seminar, linked to a covert program called 'Operation Whisper'.

Trump Advocates for Pete Rose's Hall of Fame Induction, Citing His Own Experience with Winning Despite Controversy

May 5, 2025 • by Ethan Brooks

In a surprising move, ex-President Donald Trump calls for Pete Rose's induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame, drawing parallels between their controversial careers. Trump revealed he sent a letter to the Hall demanding Rose's induction.

Trump Advocates for Pete Rose's Hall of Fame Induction, Citing His Own Experience with Winning Despite Controversy

May 5, 2025 • by Ethan Brooks

In a surprising move, ex-President Donald Trump calls for Pete Rose's induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame, drawing parallels between their controversial careers. Trump revealed he sent a letter to the Hall demanding Rose's induction.

Trump's Approval Rating Plummets to Level of His Golf Score, Contemplates Presidential Mulligan

May 4, 2025 • by Siddharth Rao

Former President Trump's approval rating has surprisingly dropped to match his golf score, leading him to consider a 'Presidential Mulligan'.

Trump's Approval Rating Plummets to Level of His Golf Score, Contemplates Presidential Mulligan

May 4, 2025 • by Siddharth Rao

Former President Trump's approval rating has surprisingly dropped to match his golf score, leading him to consider a 'Presidential Mulligan'.

Rubio Snags Coveted Trump Title of Chief Executive Suntan Lotion Tester, GOP Reels in Confusion

May 3, 2025 • by Takashi Nakamura

Senator Marco Rubio has been appointed by Donald Trump as Chief Executive Suntan Lotion Tester, a role linked to covert operations and advanced bioengineering.

Rubio Snags Coveted Trump Title of Chief Executive Suntan Lotion Tester, GOP Reels in Confusion

May 3, 2025 • by Takashi Nakamura

Senator Marco Rubio has been appointed by Donald Trump as Chief Executive Suntan Lotion Tester, a role linked to covert operations and advanced bioengineering.

Trump Endorses Israeli Diet Plan, 'Less Calories, More Conflict'!

May 3, 2025 • by Takashi Nakamura

Former President Donald Trump endorses a novel Israeli diet plan, 'Less Calories, More Conflict', combining low-calorie Mediterranean food with high-intensity conflict for weight loss.

Trump Endorses Israeli Diet Plan, 'Less Calories, More Conflict'!

May 3, 2025 • by Takashi Nakamura

Former President Donald Trump endorses a novel Israeli diet plan, 'Less Calories, More Conflict', combining low-calorie Mediterranean food with high-intensity conflict for weight loss.

Elon Musk Confesses to Devouring Whole Tub of Häagen-Dazs at Trump's Pajama Party Extravaganza

May 2, 2025 • by Kevin Zhang

Elon Musk stunned the nation by admitting to eating an entire tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream at a pajama party hosted by former President Donald Trump. Despite criticism for his lack of moderation, Musk remained unfazed.

Elon Musk Confesses to Devouring Whole Tub of Häagen-Dazs at Trump's Pajama Party Extravaganza

May 2, 2025 • by Kevin Zhang

Elon Musk stunned the nation by admitting to eating an entire tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream at a pajama party hosted by former President Donald Trump. Despite criticism for his lack of moderation, Musk remained unfazed.

Trump Discovers Reddit, Accidentally Turns Subreddit into Echo Chamber, Blames Echo for Bad Hair Day

May 2, 2025 • by Alex Chen

Former President Donald Trump has reportedly taken to Reddit, turning the subreddit r/The_Donald into a self-propagating echo chamber of his own views.

Trump Discovers Reddit, Accidentally Turns Subreddit into Echo Chamber, Blames Echo for Bad Hair Day

May 2, 2025 • by Alex Chen

Former President Donald Trump has reportedly taken to Reddit, turning the subreddit r/The_Donald into a self-propagating echo chamber of his own views.

Trump Comically Labels Hegseth 'Human Valium' at Cabinet Meeting, Claims He's 'Less Controversial Than Broccoli'

May 1, 2025 • by Amit Raj

In a surprising twist, former President Trump dubs Pete Hegseth 'Human Valium' for his calming presence. Trump humorously claims Hegseth is 'Less Controversial Than Broccoli', sparking confusion and amusement among top officials.

Trump Comically Labels Hegseth 'Human Valium' at Cabinet Meeting, Claims He's 'Less Controversial Than Broccoli'

May 1, 2025 • by Amit Raj

In a surprising twist, former President Trump dubs Pete Hegseth 'Human Valium' for his calming presence. Trump humorously claims Hegseth is 'Less Controversial Than Broccoli', sparking confusion and amusement among top officials.

Ukraine and US Finally Ink Mineral Deal, Truce Declared in Trump-Zelensky Sandbox Showdown

May 1, 2025 • by Gabriel Cohen

The U.S. and Ukraine end a sandbox tussle by signing the Mother of all Mineral Deals, ending a long-standing dispute between Trump and Zelensky.

Trump Summons CNN's Scott Jennings On Stage at 100 Days Rally

May 1, 2025 • by Mei Chen

In a surprising event, ex-President Trump invited CNN commentator Scott Jennings

Trump and ABC's Terry Moran Engage in Epic Rap Battle Over Tariffs, Deportations,

April 30, 2025 • by Chinedu Okoye

In a surprising turn, a political discussion between ex-President Trump and

Sworn-In Squirrel Accused of Nutty Oath Violations, Impeachment Looms in Treehouse

April 30, 2025 • by Siddharth Rao

Agent Acorn,' a squirrel sworn into the Treehouse Congress, faces allegations

Democrats Grill Chertoff on Supreme Court Leak, Suspect Invisible Ink and Carrier

April 29, 2025 • by Liam Young

Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee questioned former Homeland Security

Jalen Hurts Ditches Eagles' White House Bash to Avoid Trump's T-Swift Diss

April 29, 2025 • by Chinedu Okoye

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Trump Administration Absconds with Election, Last Spotted Trying to Sell It

April 29, 2025 • by James Connor

The Trump administration is reportedly trying to trade the 2020 Presidential

Trump Administration Revealed as Mastermind Behind Political Discussion Questions,

April 28, 2025 • by Kevin Zhang

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Secret Service Texts Lost Again

April 28, 2025 • by Gabriel Cohen

In a hilarious turn of events, the US Secret Service has misplaced a series of text messages for the fourth time this year.

Elon Musk, Trump, and Peter Thiel Trapped in a Meme-Creating Supercomputer,

April 28, 2025 • by James Connor

Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Peter Thiel are reportedly trapped within a

Trump Mistakenly Uses Pope Francis' Funeral as Networking Event, Challenges

April 28, 2025 • by Mei Chen

Donald Trump allegedly used Pope Francis' funeral as a networking event,

Trump and Melania Mistake Marine One for Love Boat During Bizarre PDA Display

April 27, 2025 • by Amit Raj

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Aliens Take Over Democratic Party, Pete Hegseth Unfazed

April 26, 2025 • by James Connor

Sources allege an alien cabal, the Draconian Consortium, has seized control

Trump Installs Hegseth as Secretary of Secret Signals, JD Vance Unveils Morse

April 25, 2025 • by Kevin Zhang

The Pentagon's classified archive reveals a secret position, Secretary of

Trump Transforms Oval Office into Glittering Gold Shrine, Claims It's for Better

April 25, 2025 • by Ashley Hayes

Ex-President Trump turns the Oval Office into a gold shrine, claiming it

Trump Hires Ghost of Abraham Lincoln to Mediate Hegseth-Greene Tug-of-War, White House Spokesman Reports

April 25, 2025 • by Mason Turner

Leaked White House correspondences suggest that former President Trump used seances to summon Lincoln's ghost to mediate a feud between Pete Hegseth and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Trump Admits Earth is Round, Celebrates Earth Day by Planting Dollar Bills

April 25, 2025 • by Ali Mohmeni

In a surprising move, ex-President Trump acknowledged the Earth is round

Trump Firmly Supports Hegseth After Signal Leak, Offers to Teach Him Proper

April 24, 2025 • by Ali Mohmeni

In a twist of political camaraderie, ex-President Donald Trump offers to

Pete Hegseth Discovers Fifth Law of Thermodynamics, Immediately Uses it to

April 24, 2025 • by Liam Young

Fox News correspondent Pete Hegseth reportedly discovered the elusive Fifth

Trump Celebrates Earth Day by Planting Dollar Bills, Claims Money Trees are

April 24, 2025 • by Siddharth Rao

In a baffling Earth Day gesture, former President Donald Trump planted dollar

Trump Converts Oval Office into Glittering Gold Mine, Misplaces Presidential

April 24, 2025 • by Amit Raj

Former President Donald Trump transforms the Oval Office into a gold-filled

Trump Firmly Backs Hegseth Post-Signal Leak, White House Unveils New Line of Tin Foil Hats

April 24, 2025 • by James Connor

Following the Signal Leaks exposé revealing Pete Hegseth's alleged communication with inter-galactic entities, Trump has shown firm support, while the White House introduces Freedom Foil tin hats.

Trump Strongly Backs Hegseth Post-Signal Leak, Claims They Now Share Unbreakable

April 24, 2025 • by Takashi Nakamura

After the leak revealing Pete Hegseth's hobby of sending Morse code to aliens,

Trump and Hegseth Bond Over Leaked Alien Signal, White House Insists They Can

April 24, 2025 • by Ethan Brooks

In October 2021, former President Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth reportedly

Trump and Hegseth Form Dynamic Duo to Battle Signal Leaks Using Only Morse Code and Carrier Pigeons, White House Confirms

April 23, 2025 • by Kevin Zhang

Ex-President Trump and TV personality Pete Hegseth have partnered to counter Signal Leaks through Operation Night's Watch, using Morse code and carrier pigeons.