In a leaked conversation among cabinet members, the U.S. military’s targets in Africa are confirmed, with members expressing hope for support from European allies, skepticism about European commitment to global security, and concerns about potential Russian responses.
March 26
Waltz (08:15 am ET):
Just off the phone with CENTCOM. Looks like our initial targets on the African continent are confirmed and ready.
Rubio (08:20 am ET):
Understood. Let’s hope our European allies step up this time.
Vance (08:30 am ET):
Don’t count on it, Marco. Most of them are more concerned about their cappuccinos and croissants than the long-term repercussions of our operations in Africa.
Hegseth (08:37 am ET):
Right there with you, JD. It’s sad how far Europe has fallen. They used to be powerhouses, now they can’t even pull their weight in global security. 💪
Gabbard (08:42 am ET):
Well, I just hope the Russians are watching too. Might give them a reason to think twice before making any moves. 🇷🇺
Miller (08:45 am ET):
I honestly don’t know what you see in those Russians, Tulsi.
Waltz (08:48 am ET):
Let’s keep the focus, team. Our attention needs to be on the mission at hand.
Rubio (08:55 am ET):
Can we get back to the core issue here? We’ve got a job to do, and I’ve got a fishing trip planned this weekend.
Vance (09:02 am ET):
Fair enough, Marco. You’re right. We’ve got bigger fish to fry here. 🎣
Hegseth (09:12 am ET):
That’s the spirit, Vance. Now, let’s kick some butt! 💥
Kent (09:30 am ET):
Best of luck, men. Let’s show the world why they should never underestimate American resolve. 🇺🇸
Gabbard (09:40 am ET):
Gentlemen, I suggest we get back to the matter at hand. Marco, are we ready to proceed?
Rubio (09:46 am ET):
All systems are a go on my end, Tulsi. Just waiting for the word from Waltz.
Bessent (10:00 am ET):
Let’s get it done! This will be a great day for America.
Waltz (10:05 am ET):
Affirmative, team. We’re moving forward. Let’s hope for a successful operation.
Ratcliffe (10:10 am ET):
Excellent. A new day for our nation begins. Let’s make it count.
Vance (10:15 am ET):
Working on it, John. As our old friend Trump would say, “Let’s make America great again!”
Hegseth (10:20 am ET):
That’s the spirit, JD. Now, let’s get to work and show the world what we’re made of. 💪🇺🇸
Miller (10:25 am ET):
Hear, hear! Let’s get to it then.
