In the leaked conversation among cabinet members, the primary topic was the recent chaos incited by local politicians during an ICE operation. The members expressed concern over the situation, discussed potential responses including a press conference to clarify the administration’s stance, and considered learning from European strategies.

Vance (10:20am ET):

Guys, have you seen this report about chaos incited by local politicians during an ICE operation? Looks messy.

Waltz (10:23am ET):

I’ve just seen it, Vance. Unrest stirred by our own officials won’t end well.

Hegseth (10:25am ET):

I concur. We need the law and order. Give ‘em some “FORCE”. 💪

Gabbard (10:27am ET):

Ha! We should send them to Russia for some discipline. 🚁

Miller (10:28am ET):

Don’t get any ideas, Gabbard. 🙄

Rubio (10:30am ET):

We should focus on handling the situation, not making wisecracks. How do we tackle these politicians inciting chaos?

Vance (10:35am ET):

A press conference could be helpful, let’s clearly express the administration’s stance. I can draft a statement.

Hegseth (10:37am ET):

I agree with Vance, time to flex some PR muscle! 🇺🇸

Miller (10:39am ET):

I hate these European moochers, but they do handle these sorts of things quite well. We should learn from them.

Gabbard (10:45am ET):

Don’t tell me you’re going soft, Miller, wanting to learn from Europeans! 🤣

Rubio (10:47am ET):

Let’s keep the conversation focused, team. These local politicians are getting out of hand.

Steve Witkoff (10:49am ET):

Speaking of getting out of hand, have you guys tried that new Korean BBQ place downtown? 🔥

Wiles (10:52am ET):

Steve, wrong chat. 😅

Vance (11:09am ET):

Gentlemen, as much as I’d love to discuss Korean BBQ, let’s keep our eyes on the prize here.

Hegseth (11:12am ET):

Roger that, Vance. Can’t let our bellies distract us from defending the homeland! 🇺🇸💪

Kent (11:15am ET):

I second that, Hegseth. Let’s discuss the next steps for handling this unrest.

Waltz (11:17am ET):

Agreed. We need a strategic solution to handle these politicians and their attempts to undermine our operations.

Miller (11:20am ET):

Let’s just hope the media doesn’t twist this to their liking. Liberal vultures.

Vance (11:23am ET):

Easy, Miller. Not all journalists are against us. Let’s focus on damage control right now.