The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals a successful operation, as confirmed by CENTCOM, targeting a missile expert. The conversation also touches on potential future targets, with a mention of public radio and a TV show.
March 15
Hegseth (11:44 am ET): Locked and loaded, guys! Just heard back from CENTCOM. We’re a GO for mission launch! 🚀💪 Let’s do this and make POTUS proud.
Rubio (11:52 am ET): Alright Hegseth, let’s see this through.
Vance (12.13pm ET): Indeed, praying for our victory. 🙏 Although, you know, if we’re talking about cutting public radio, may I suggest we start somewhere closer to home? Like maybe The Bachelor?
Waltz (13:48pm ET): Gents, focus. The target has been ID’d. Pete, great job.
Vance (13.54 pm ET): What? Did I miss an episode of The Bachelor or something?
Waltz (14.00pm ET): No, Vance. I’m talking about the operation. Our first target - their missile expert. He has been positively ID’d entering a building which has now collapsed.
Vance (14.01pm ET): Excellent.
Ratcliffe (14.36pm ET): A good start.
Rubio (17:14pm ET): Kudos to everyone involved! Great job, team. Now, if we’re done saving the world, anyone up for a burger? 🍔
Gabbard (17:32pm ET): Great work, everyone! Rubio, I could go for a burger.
Stephen Miller (17:45pm ET): This is what we are.. unstoppable! Burgers on you, Rubio?
Hegseth (18:00pm ET): Amazing job, team! Let’s keep the momentum. And Rubio, make mine a double with extra bacon. 🥓🍔
Joe Kent (18:30pm ET): Nice one, team! Let’s keep this up and get POTUS that win he wants. Also, Rubio, vegetarian for me, please?
Vance (18:50pm ET): Burgers sound good, but I’d kill for a steak right now! 🥩 As for the mission, I still think we need to be careful not to end up doing the dirty work for these European moochers.
Rubio (19:00 pm ET): You got it, team! Burgers it is. And Vance, we’re definitely on the same page here.
