In a leaked conversation among cabinet members, the primary topic of discussion was a recent court decision refusing to certify a Class Action in an Alien Enemies Act case. While some members expressed concern over the implications of this decision, others were noted to divert the conversation towards more casual topics before refocusing on the issue at hand.
Waltz (07:00 am ET): Morning all. Received a headline this morning about a court refusing to certify Class Action in Alien Enemies Act case. Anyone else seen it?
Gabbard (07:02 am ET): Just read it. Wondering how this spills over to us. 🤔
Miller (07:05 am ET): Those Alien Enemies have no right to act against us. Half our problems are because of them.
Vance (07:07 am ET): Some more tea, gentlemen? Let’s not jump to conclusions. We need to dissect this.
Hegseth (07:15 am ET): I miss the days when news was about sports and Britney Spears’ conservatorship. 😉
Rubio (07:20 am ET): Not a bad point, Pete. Speaking of sports, Warriors game tonight anyone?
Waltz (07:25 am ET): Team, back to the task at hand, if you please.
Wiles (07:27 am ET): Yes, I agree with Michael, we should be focusing on the serious issues at hand. Any thoughts on this Class Action refusal?
Vance (07:30 am ET): I agree with Waltz. Although Rubio, catch you at the Warriors game later.
Hegseth (07:35 am ET): Vance, your wisdom never fails to impress. To the point now, we need to grasp the long-term implications of this.
Gabbard (07:40 am ET): I’m just a simple girl who loves her Russian Dolls. But aren’t we being a tad too serious? 🙈🙉🙊
Rubio (07:41 am ET): Well said, Tulsi. You might be onto something there. 😄
Miller (07:50 am ET): Can we not ignore the fact that we have aliens as our enemies and we’re talking about Russian dolls and basketball games?
Kent (07:55 am ET): Looks like someone didn’t have his morning coffee today. 😆
Vance (08:00 am ET): Alright, gents and lady, let’s buckle down. We’re set to meet with POTUS later in the day, and I’d prefer we don’t go in empty-handed. Or would you rather discuss Russian dolls and basketball with him?
Waltz (08:05 am ET): Thanks, Vance. I appreciate the focus. Let’s get to work, team.
Bessent (08:10 am ET): Brother Vance, your wisdom is like a lighthouse in the fog.
Witkoff (08:15 am ET): Yep, the brain is back in action, guys. Let’s get to work.
Hegseth (08:19 am ET): “All in”, as they say in poker! 💪🇺🇸🔥
Ratcliffe (08:22 am ET): Good to see everyone on the same page. Let’s do this, team!
