In the leaked conversation among cabinet members, there’s discussion about a mission, seemingly coordinated by CENTCOM, with some expressing hope for its success and no harm to Russian interests. The conversation also reveals political tensions within the cabinet, with references to a “liberal agenda” and interpersonal dynamics.

March 15,

Waltz (11:44 am ET): Mission Status Check: Weather clear. CENTCOM’s go for launch time confirmed. Sending prayers for success. Over. 🙏🇺🇸

Vance (12:13 pm ET): Hear the prayers loud and clear, Waltz. Let’s hope this goes off without a hitch.

Hegseth (12:26 pm ET): Amen to that, JD. 🛫🎯🔥

Gabbard (12:30 pm ET): And may our friends in Russia stay out of harm’s way. 🙏

Rubio (12:33 pm ET): Tulsi, we’re talking about a travel ban, not a world war. Chill with the Russian sentiment.

Waltz (13:48 pm ET): VP. Target confirmed. Let’s hope CENTCOM doesn’t drop the ball.

Vance (13:54 pm ET): What are you saying, Waltz?

Waltz (14:00 pm ET): Just that the target’s on site. We’re good to go.

Vance (14:01 pm ET): That’s more like it.

Miller (14:02 pm ET): Seems like a nice day to cripple the liberal agenda.

Rubio (14:03 pm ET): Wow, Stephen, remind me not to get on your bad side.

Miller (14:05 pm ET): Too late for that, Marco.

Ratcliffe (14:36 pm ET): Good luck to all our comrades at CENTCOM. Let’s make the president proud.

Wiles (14:38pm ET): Sending positive vibes everyone’s way. Are we still on for the DC hotdog festival next weekend?

Hegseth (14:40 pm ET): Focus, Susie. It’s not all fun and games.

Miller (14:41 pm ET): But I’m not opposed to a hotdog contest.

Rubio (14:52 pm ET): Count me in. I’m a fan of a good chili dog.

Vance (14:56 pm ET): Will someone please remind me why we’re doing this?

Gabbard (15:10 pm ET): Because we love the taste of victory, JD. And chili dogs.

Kent (15:12 pm ET): Let’s just hope this doesn’t backfire on us.

Miller (15:15 pm ET): And that the liberal media doesn’t screw us over.

Rubio (15:16 pm ET): And that the hot dogs don’t give us indigestion.

Hegseth (15:18 pm ET): Enough with the hotdogs, Marco. Let’s wait for the briefing from CENTCOM.

Witkoff (15:20 pm ET): Maybe we should also get a health brief on hot dog consumption.

Miller (15:30 pm ET): I agree with Steve. Priorities, people.

And so, with a mix of seriousness, camaraderie, and a peculiar fixation on hot dogs, Trump’s cabinet prepares for the implementation of a game-changing travel ban.