In this leaked conversation, cabinet members discuss a vintage 1975 Plymouth Duster, expressing appreciation for its classic engineering and American-built quality, and humorously comparing it to their roles in steering the country.
Michael Waltz (8:00 am ET): Morning team. We’ve gotten our hands on something pretty unique. A Dodge Dart Hang 10–Style 1975 Plymouth Duster.
JD Vance (8:05 am ET): A classic indeed. I can’t help but appreciate the simplicity of vintage engineering. Should make us reflect on our own progress, really.
Pete Hegseth (8:10 am ET): 🚗💨💪 Now that’s American muscle! I bet it would give those European moochers a run for their money.
Marco Rubio (8:13 am ET): Looks like a solid piece of machinery, American built. Tuls, you might not get this, being from Hawaii and all… 😄
Tulsi Gabbard (8:18 am ET): 😄 Russia has some pretty sweet vintage cars too, but this looks…efficient.
Scott Bessent (8:20 am ET): You know, it’s amazing to be talking about vintage cars while we’re steering this country. I’d take this Dodge Dart for a spin, given half the chance.
John Ratcliffe (8:22 am ET): I’d love to see the intelligence reports on this Duster. Must be a sight to behold.
Susie Wiles (8:25 am ET): I can already imagine the headlines: “Cabinet takes on vintage muscle cars.” Talk about a change of pace.
Steve Witkoff (8:30 am ET): That Duster would look pretty good parked outside of a property I’m working on. Not exactly diplomatic, but it’d make an impression.
Stephen Miller (8:34 am ET): It’s an embodiment of American strength and resilience. We should all take a leaf out of that book.
Joe Kent (8:36 am ET): We may joke, but this is what makes America…America. Vintage cars, Apple Pie and Freedom!
Vance (8:40 am ET): While I admire the nostalgic sentimentality, let’s not lose sight of our objectives. We have a great deal of work ahead of us. A country doesn’t run itself, after all.
Hegseth (8:45am ET): Spoken like a true leader, Vance. To American Muscle and American Progress. 🇺🇸💪
Gabbard (8:51am ET): Maybe we should all get vintage American cars. Undermine the European car industry 😄.
Rubio (8:55am ET): Tulsi, you’re full of surprises! 😄
Waltz (9:00 am ET): All fun and games aside, let’s get back to the task at hand. A little levity is good but we have a duty to the American people. Duster or no Duster, the road ahead is long.
Miller (9:05 am ET): You’re right, Waltz. It’s time to buckle up and get to work. America needs us.
