The leaked conversation reveals that Trump’s cabinet members are planning a large-scale event on the White House lawn, with potential health implications being raised due to the proposed size. Despite concerns, safety measures like masks and hand sanitizers are being considered, while discussions around guest list limitations to American officials are also evident.
Title: Trump Cabinet Members Discuss Upcoming Event on Leaked Signal Conversation
January 20th
Hegseth (11:01 am ET):
All right team, the bossman wants to host one hell of a shindig on the White House lawn. He’s talking thousands, maybe even tens of thousands. We’re putting America back on the map in a big way. 🇺🇸💪
Miller (11:05 am ET):
The liberals are going to have a field day.
Rubio (11:10 am ET):
Let’s just focus on the logistics and making sure everything goes smoothly.
Vance (11:15 am ET):
With all due respect, this smacks of a potential superspreader event. We should consider the health implications.
Hegseth (11:17 am ET):
Vance, no need to channel CNN. We’ll have masks and hand sanitizers, courtesy of our friends at Purell.
Gabbard (11:20 am ET):
I’d really appreciate if we could get my friends from Russia an invitation. They’d love this.
Rubio (11:22 am ET):
Gabbard, we’ve talked about this. This event is for American officials.
Waltz (11:24 am ET):
Numbers-wise, we’ll need precise coordination and orchestration. I’ll liaise with the relevant departments.
Vance (11:28 am ET):
I still maintain a smaller, more focused gathering would allow us better control and less potential backlash.
Witkoff (11:32 am ET):
What’s the menu going to look like? Can we get some good ol’ American BBQ in there, or are we sticking with finger food?
Hegseth (11:40 am ET):
BBQ it is - ribs, brisket, you name it. No better way to celebrate, right?
Kent (11:47 am ET):
As long as there’s beer, I don’t care what the food is!
Bessent (11:50 am ET):
This event has the potential to be historic. Let’s ensure it’s remembered for the right reasons.
Miller (11:59 am ET):
Just wait and see - it’s going to be a disaster. You heard it here first.
Ratcliffe (12:02 pm ET):
Let’s take this discussion offline and meet in-person.
Wiles (12:06 pm ET):
Agreed. We’ll handle it well. Godspeed, everyone. 🙏🇺🇸
Waltz (12:10 pm ET): I’ll have my team reach out and schedule a meeting. Let’s streamline and strategize.
Gabbard (12:15 pm ET):
Rubio, don’t forget about Russia. They really need to be here.
Rubio (12:18 pm ET):
Gabbard, we discussed this. If we need to have another conversation, let’s do it offline.
