The leaked conversation reveals that the cabinet members are concerned about a situation involving Joe Rogan and Elon Musk’s Epstein accusation against their leader. They discuss the need to control the narrative and prepare a response to maintain public support.
Michael Waltz (8:00 am ET): Gents, we’ve got an interesting development on the Rogan show. He’s addressing Elon’s Epstein accusation against the boss. Keep an eye out. Our public narrative needs to stay strong. 💪
Pete Hegseth (8:12 am ET): Damn right, Waltz. We can’t let this influence the narrative. I’m going to prepare a statement for the base. Keep the troops rallied.
Tulsi Gabbard (8:15 am ET): 👏 Hegseth. The Motherland would be proud.
JD Vance (8:22 am ET): 🙄 Gabbard, off-topic, but don’t you ever tire of pandering to Russia?
Stephen Miller (8:30 am ET): I swear, Vance, your long-winded speeches make my eyes glaze over. But at least you see the problem we are dealing with here.
JD Vance (8:36 am ET): Thank you, Miller, that means a lot coming from someone as contemptuous as you.
Marco Rubio (8:42 am ET): Let’s not lose focus, guys. We need to track this Rogan situation and respond appropriately.
Tulsi Gabbard (8:45 am ET): Oh, Marco, you’re such a voice of reason. 👀
Steve Witkoff (9:00 am ET): Transitioning from the love-fest here, let’s strategize on how we address this Rogan and Elon fiasco.
JD Vance (9:10 am ET): Let’s be honest, Elon is a walking contradiction. He’s a billionaire who plays the rebel. It’s banal and tedious.
John Ratcliffe (9:15 am ET): True, JD, though I must confess, I’ve always fancied owning a Tesla.
Marco Rubio (9:20 am ET): Priorities, John, priorities.
Scott Bessent (9:25 am ET): Let’s be tactical, gentlemen. Pop culture wars aside, we know the game. Wall Street loves Elon, let’s play nice.
Susie Wiles (9:30 am ET): Agreed. The public’s infatuation with Musk is unshakeable. We need to keep our comments neutral.
John Ratcliffe (9:45 am ET): But make no mistake, these accusations are crazy. Epstein’s charges and Trump’s administration should never be in the same sentence.
Stephen Miller (9:50 am ET): I couldn’t have said it better, Ratcliffe. And believe me, I could say it pretty damn well.
Joe Kent (9:55 am ET): I think we can all agree on that.
Pete Hegseth (10:05 am ET): Look, we’ve survived fake news, impeachment, and a witch hunt. Let’s spin this into another proof of Trump’s resilience. The liberal media can’t keep a good man down.
Michael Waltz (10:10 am ET): Couldn’t agree more, Hegseth. Let’s show them who we are! 🇺🇸🔥
Pete Hegseth (10:12 am ET): That’s it, Waltz! Let’s embrace our inner Rocky IV. 🥊🇺🇸
