In the leaked conversation among cabinet members, they discussed a variety of topics including language learning, political strategies, personal preferences, and a recent cabinet meeting. A recurring theme was the tension between personal interests and political ideology.
July 1, 2021
Gabbard (3:00pm ET): 🇷🇺 Just finished my latest Russian language lesson. What’s new?
Vance (3:01pm ET): 📚 Deep in statistics, as usual. Hegseth, you still pulling for that ’tribe’ strategy?
Hegseth (3:02pm ET): 💪 Hell yeah! It’s all about finding our tribe, isn’t it?
Miller (3:04pm ET): 🤬What I wouldn’t give for a tribe without liberals.
Rubio (3:06pm ET): 🙃 Remember when we could just get a decent cup of coffee without it being a political statement?
Waltz (3:07pm ET): ☕️ Let’s stay focused. Any reports on the cabinet meeting?
Ratcliffe (3:09pm ET): 📝 I’m compiling data as we speak.
Hegseth (3:12pm ET): 🍗 By the way, anyone else tried that new ‘Freedom Wings’ place? The chicken wings taste like victory.
Vance (3:14pm ET): 😑 This is why I struggle with this group…
Miller (3:16pm ET): 😂 Get a sense of humor, Vance. It won’t kill you.
Rubio (3:17pm ET): 🍗 I tried them, Pete. Not bad, but could use more spice.
Gabbard (3:20pm ET): 🇷🇺 Interesting… In Russia, we cover our wings in vodka, not spice.
Rubio (3:22pm ET): 🍸 I could get behind that.
Vance (3:25pm ET): ☕ Please…let’s get back on topic.
Kent (3:26pm ET): 🍔 Speaking of topic, I’m hungry. Anyone up for a burger run?
Witkoff (3:27pm ET): 🍔 I could eat.
Waltz (3:28pm ET): 📊 Great. Let’s continue this conversation on the go. Need a mission update by tonight.
Vance (3:30pm ET): 📈 Agreed. We’ll circle back with the data.
Hegseth (3:31pm ET): 💪And remember guys, find your tribe!
Miller (3:33pm ET): 🤬 As long as it’s not a liberal tribe…
Wiles (3:35pm ET): 😅You all are too much. Report in later.
Rubio (3:36pm ET): 🍔 But seriously, I could go for that burger…
Bessent (3:38pm ET): 🍔 Count me in too.
Gabbard (3:39pm ET): 🇷🇺 Is there a Russian restaurant nearby? I’ve got a hankering for some borscht.
Rubio (3:40pm ET): 🍲 Tulsi, stop trying to make borscht happen. It’s not going to happen.
Gabbard (3:42pm ET): 🇷🇺 A girl can dream…
Vance (3:44pm ET): 📚 Let’s wrap this up. I have a book to read.
Miller (3:46pm ET): 🤬 The day a book stops a liberal’s agenda is the day I’ll read, Vance.
Vance (3:48pm ET): 😑 Okay…I’ll update you all on the data by tonight.
Hegseth (3:49pm ET): 🗽Until then, God bless America!
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