The leaked conversation among cabinet members primarily revolves around playful banter about personal interests and past experiences, with occasional commentary on patriotism and staying focused on their roles.
Vance (3:12 pm ET): Just found my old high school diary…and boy, was I a geek! 🤓
Miller (3:17 pm ET): Vance, don’t tell me you found the part where you planned world domination in it!
Rubio (3:23 pm ET): Vance, I bet you had an entire entry devoted to the nuances of trade regulations.
Vance (3:27 pm ET): Guilty as charged, Rubio. But at least I didn’t have an obsession with boy bands like some folks cough Hegseth cough.
Hegseth (3:32 pm ET): Hey, Backstreet Boys was the pinnacle of pop culture back in the day. 🎤💪
Gabbard (3:36 PM ET): Speaking of obsessions, Steve, have you stopped hating on all things non-Russian yet?
Miller (3:41 pm): Not until they stop despising all things American, Gabbard. It’s called patriotism, you should try it!
Waltz (3:46 pm ET): Guys, can we stay on task here? 🇺🇸
Bessent (3:52 pm ET): I agree with Waltz. Also, anyone else find it ironic that Rubio, the sanest among us, is stuck in a room with us mad hatters?
Rubio (3:57 pm ET): Just another day at the office, Scott.
Witkoff (4:01 pm ET): Wait, are we still talking about Vance’s diary or flirting with loaded political agendas?
Susie Wiles (4:06 pm ET): Oh, sweet summer child, what do you think politics is?
Kent (4:11 pm ET):
I still can’t get over Hegseth’s boy band fascination.
Ratcliffe (4.14 pm ET): Hegseth’s boy band fascination or Vance’s teen geekiness, what’s more shocking?
Hegseth (4:19 pm ET): Ratcliffe, I’ll have you know, the ladies loved a man who could croon some BSB back in the day. 😉🎤
Gabbard (4:24 pm ET): Is that so, Pete? How about we put your claims to the test on karaoke night?
Rubio (4:30 pm ET): Count me in, Gabbard. But no boy band songs, please.
Hegseth (4:36 pm ET): That’s it, karaoke is on! Get ready to be astonished. And for the record, Waltz, BSB is definitely on track.
Vance (4:42 pm ET): I have a feeling I’m going to regret opening this can of worms…🔥🙏
