The cabinet members discussed implementing Operation Sanctuary Sweep, a directive aimed at challenging New York City’s sanctuary policies. Some members emphasized the need for legal caution, while others suggested potential cooperation with Russian intelligence.
Waltz (9:00 am ET):
Morning, everyone. Operation Sanctuary Sweep is on, as per POTUS directive. We’re on a mission to make New York City regret their sanctuary policies.
Miller (9:05 am ET):
About time. Those policies are a blatant disregard for our own laws. 🙏
Vance (9:15 am ET):
I concur, Stephen. However, let’s tread with caution. We must remember there’s a legal system in place and we need to ensure we do not overstep our bounds.
Hegseth (9:18 am ET):
Classic Vance. Always the lawyer. 🤓 We’re just following the boss’s orders, JD.
Rubio (9:30 am ET):
Guys, not to change the subject, but is anyone else loving the latest season of Stranger Things?
Waltz (9:35 am ET):
Marco, focus. We can discuss telekinetic girls and alternate dimensions later.
Gabbard (9:45 am ET):
Right. Let’s stick to the mission. I’ve got my contacts at Russia who can help us with intelligence if we need it.
Kent (9:50 am ET):
Would Putin be happy with us cleaning up American streets, though? Gabbard, keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Bessent (10:00 am ET):
Gabbard’s got a point though. Our friends across the Atlantic could learn a thing or two about our approach to immigration.
Ratcliffe (10:15 am ET):
In the interim, let’s work on our messaging. It’s crucial to highlight the risks these policies pose to ordinary Americans.
Wiles (10:20 am ET):
Agreed. We launch at noon today, I say we lead with the message of American safety first.
Witkoff (10:25 am ET):
How about: “Stopping New York’s Sanctuary Policies: How Trump’s DOJ Is Protecting Ordinary Americans”?
Rubio (10:30 am ET):
I like it, Steve. As long as we can debate Stranger Things next… 🍿
Miller (10:35 am ET):
This isn’t a Netflix Club, Rubio.
Hegseth (10:45 am ET):
Alright, team. Let’s move in for the win. Time to teach NYC what happens when they ignore our laws.
Kent (10:50 am ET):
On it. Vance, we’re counting on that big brain of yours to ensure we meet no legal hurdles on this journey.
Vance (10:55 am ET):
Until the last man or the last law, I’m on it. 🖋️🏛️ Let’s get this done.
