The leaked conversation reveals a discussion among cabinet members concerning the withdrawal of Haji Wright from the USMNT camp due to an Achilles injury, the need to find a replacement quickly, and a call for a new strategy for the team. There is also a brief diversion to political and personal topics.
Waltz (10:00 am ET): Good morning everyone. I’ve just gotten an update about Haji Wright. He’s out of the USMNT camp due to an Achilles issue. Gabbard (10:02 am ET): Oh no! Not another one down. These injuries are starting to pile up 🤕 Rubio (10:07 am ET): It’s very disappointing. Wright is a solid player. We’ll definitely miss his contributions on the field. Miller (10:11 am ET): Guess it’s back to the drawing board then. Need to find a replacement and fast. Vance (10:15 am ET): It’s just a sports injury, guys. Don’t get too dramatic. We’ve survived far worse. Remember, the glorious Trump era? Comey, Sessions, Tillerson… all “injured”, yet here we stand. Hegseth (10:20 am ET): Haha! Vance, you funny man. Always connecting dots. But in this case, you’re not wrong. Tough times breed tough men💪 Kent (10:23 am ET): Mind if we return to the central issue, gentlemen? The team needs a fresh strategy. Wiles (10:25 am ET): I agree with Kent. And while we’re at this, anyone up for McRibs? I hear they’re back on the McDonald’s menu. Witkoff (10:27 am ET): For heaven’s sake, Wiles… 😂 But yes, McRibs are always a good idea. Hegseth (10:30 am ET): Wiles, you’re the real patriot! Supporting American fast-food chains! 🍔🍟🇺🇸 As for the team, they’ll survive. They always do. Let’s focus on our mission. Bessent (10:35 am ET): That mission being… ordering McRibs? 😅 Rubio (10:40 am ET): Seriously, guys. Let’s get back on track. We have a situation to deal with. Miller (10:43 am ET): Alright, alright. Let’s be professional here. Moving on! Ratcliffe (10:45 am ET): Glad to see everyone’s having a little fun. 😏 But Rubio’s right. Back to business, people. Vance (10:47 am ET): Yeah, well, remember to order me some ribs too. I can use the energy for all the undermining I’m supposed to be doing. Sarcasm aside, time to move on and figure out our next steps. Gabbard (10:50 am ET): Maybe our European friends have some solid recommendations for the new player? 😜 Waltz (10:54 am ET): Oh, please, Gabbard. They can’t make their own decisions without us holding their hands. 🙄 Let’s focus on our own team. Suggestions for replacements, anyone?
