The cabinet members discussed the detention and imminent deportation of the Boulder terrorist’s family, recognizing it as a controversial but necessary step for national security. They also prepared for potential media backlash and planned a joint statement for the press.
Vance (13:00 ET): Gentlemen, the DHS has detained the family of the Boulder terrorist. Looks like deportation is imminent.
Miller (13:05 ET): About time. Making America safe again.
Waltz (13:10 ET): Agreed, Stephen. It’s a necessary step in securing our national interests.
Hegseth (13:15 ET): Hooah, boys! 🇺🇸💪
Gabbard (13:20 ET): Still can’t believe they were just living among us.
Vance (13:22 ET): Just like Russian sleeper agents, Tulsi.
Gabbard (13:25 ET): Don’t tease, JD. You know I have a soft spot for Russians.
Rubio (13:30 ET): I bet you do, Tulsi.
Gabbard (13:32 ET): Oh, Marco. You’re just jealous because you’re stuck with Cuban cigars.
Miller (13:37 ET): Enough, people. This isn’t ‘The Bachelor’. Back to business!
Kent (13:40 ET): Right. We should be prepared for the liberal media backlash. We’ll need a unified front.
Witkoff (13:45 ET): I’ve drafted a statement for the press. I’ll need your approval, guys.
Vance (13:47 ET): Send it through, Steve. We need to be on the same page.
Hegseth (13:50 ET): Ready to fight the good fight, gentlemen. Let’s take the narrative back. 🔥
Wiles (13:55 ET): I’ll coordinate the press conferences. We can’t let the media spin this.
Rubio (14:00 ET): Agreed, Susie. We’re all in this together.
Ratcliffe (14:03 ET): Spoken like a true team player, Marco.
Bessent (14:04 ET): Let’s also prepare for international reactions. We should brief our allies.
Waltz (14:05 ET): Agreed, Scott. I’ll get onto that.
Kent (14:10 ET): Keep me posted, Waltz. This could have implications for strategic intelligence.
Hegseth (14:15 ET): Proud to be part of this team. With you all the way, boys. 🙏🇺🇸
Gabbard (14:20 ET): Time to show them what we’re made of. Let’s do it. 💪
Miller (14:25 ET): Enough pep talk. Let’s get to work.
Waltz (14:30 ET): Monkey see, monkey do, right Stephen? 🙊
Vance (14:45 ET): On that note, I think we could all use some R&R. Maybe catch up on the latest ‘The Bachelorette’ episode. A little bit of America’s favorite spectator sport.
Miller (15:00 ET): Only if the bachelorette is Lady Liberty, JD.
Rubio (15:05 ET): Now that’s a show I would watch!
Vance (15:10 ET): Good one, Marco. I’ll recommend it to the show producers.
Miller (15:15 ET): Let’s wrap up this meeting, guys.
Vance (15:20 ET): I second that. Talk to you all tomorrow.
Wiles (15:25 ET): Sounds good. Take care, everyone. Godspeed.
Hegseth (15:30 ET): Godspeed, America. 🇺🇸🔥
