The conversation amongst cabinet members reveals their intent to carefully investigate the presence of a special coding layer in the FBI Case Management Database related to the Russiagate documents, emphasizing the need for discretion due to the repercussions on national security.
November 8
Waltz (8:30 am ET):
Morning team. Just to let you know we’re expecting some updates on the Russiagate documents today. We believe that there is a hidden layer of special coding in the FBI Case Management Database that we need to delve into.
Rubio (9:00 am ET):
Good morning. From what I’ve learned, we need to tread carefully here. We can’t afford any missteps given the tension and its implications on national security.👍
Vance (9:25 am ET):
Yes, it’s a delicate matter. I’ll bank on my extensive background in law enforcement and my on-ground network. We need to peel back layers without causing an uproar in the system.
Hegseth (9:31 am ET):
Speaking of delicate matters, I’ve managed to get my hands on a 6 oz. sirloin steak. Rare, just like I like it, and a side of potato wedges. Let’s beef up, gentlemen.💪
Ratcliffe (9:37 am ET):
Hegseth, I appreciate the enthusiasm but let’s not forget the task at hand. We need to ensure that we maintain complete secrecy and discretion throughout this process.
Miller (9:45 am ET):
This is a high-stakes game we’re playing. Not only do we need to discover the truth but also ensure we’re setting the right precedents for future investigations.
Gabbard (9:52 am ET):
I agree, we need to be careful. But let’s not forget, we’re doing this for the American people. It’s all about transparency and truth. 🇺🇸
Bessent (10:15 am ET):
I just wish these darn hackers would spend their time on something useful, like how to make a proper deep dish pizza. 🍕
Gabbard (10:25 am ET):
Sounds yummy, Bessent. You got me craving a pizza now. And I heard Chicago’s got some decent ones, right, Rubio?
Rubio (10:28 am ET):
I guess maybe we’ll have to continue this pizza debate another time. Gabbard, focus.
Waltz (11:00 am ET):
Getting back to the topic at hand, we expect to get a clearer picture in the next 48 hours. Let’s continue to work diligently and transparently. And let’s maintain our focus.
Kent (11:07 am ET):
Agreed, Waltz. We’re expecting some crucial inputs from our Miami bureau. Let’s keep a tight ship.
Vance (11:15 am ET):
On a different note, has anyone seen the latest Bond movie? Just wondering if we’re expecting any 007-style surprises here.
Wiles (11:30 am ET):
Vance, this isn’t a Bond movie. It’s serious. But while we’re on the topic, I hear it’s not bad.
Witkoff (11:45 am ET):
Alright team, let’s wrap it up. Remember: discretion and dedication. Let’s get this done.
Hegseth (11:50 am ET):
Roger that. I’ll trade my steak for some real action any day. 🥩🔥