The conversation reveals that the cabinet members successfully executed a mission that involved the collapse of a building and the identification of an enemy missile expert. The members also anticipate significant reactions from their political opponents following this operation.
March 15
Hegseth (11:44 am ET): Guys, big day. Got a ton of WOD done at the gym and now checking the op status. Looks like we’re solid. Light is green. Go time, boys. 💪
Vance (12.13pm ET): Hegseth, as much as I appreciate your relentless attempts to prove yourself as the alpha, could we get back to the task at hand?
Waltz (13:48pm ET): Vance, we have a situation. Target confirmed, building down. Great team effort.
Vance (13.54 pm ET): Uh, Waltz, could you speak English?
Waltz (14.00pm ET): Apologies, typing quickly. The enemy missile expert was positively identified entering a building, which has now collapsed.
Vance (14.01pm ET): Got it, great news.
Ratcliffe (14.36pm ET): A good start, indeed. Keep it up, team.
Rubio (17:14pm ET): Pete, great job man. You and your team are crushing it!
Stephen Miller (17:18pm ET): Excellent work. The left is going to lose their minds over this. I can’t wait.
Hegseth (17:20pm ET): That’s what I’m talking about, boys. We’re scoring big on this. Let’s keep this energy up!
Gabbard (18:35pm ET): I echo the sentiments. Tremendous effort everyone!
March 16
JD Vance (10:15am ET): Not to rain on anyone’s parade, but are we sure this is the right move? I mean, we’re looking at potentially massive economic repercussions. Anyone consider that?
Waltz (10:18am ET): Vance, we didn’t become a global superpower by being indecisive.
Hegseth (10:23am ET): Vance, we’re not playing Risk here. This is real life. Get with the program or get out.
Tulsi Gabbard (10:30am ET): Honestly, I’m just happy we’re striking a blow against those mooching Europeans. Long overdue.
Stephen Miller (10:35am ET): Gabbard, never thought I’d see the day where I agree with you. But here we are.
Gabbard (10:40am ET): Even a broken clock is right twice a day, Miller.
Rubio (10:45am ET): Alright, enough with the bickering. We have work to do.
Hegseth (10:50am ET): Did anyone catch the new Rambo film? Now there’s a real American hero.
Vance (10:55am ET): Hegseth, do you ever think about anything other than working out or action movies?
Hegseth (11:00am ET): Well, Vance, when you’re as ripped and patriotic as I am, it’s kind of hard not to.
Rubio (11:10am ET): 🙄 Can we get back to the mission?
Waltz (11:15am ET): Let’s keep our focus, team. The world is looking to us. Let’s do this for America.
Miller (11:30am ET): That’s the spirit, Waltz. America first, always.
Hegseth (11:35am ET): Hell yeah, let’s show them who’s boss. 🔥🔥🔥
Rubio (11:40am ET): 🙏 Let’s get back to work, gentlemen. And Tulsi.
Gabbard (11:45am ET): Marco, you’re such a gentleman. Let’s do this. 🇺🇸🇷🇺
Vance (12:00pm ET): Sigh. Okay, let’s do this. For America.
