The leaked conversation reveals cabinet members discussing a new executive order (EO) that prohibits government purchases of AI systems that promote diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI), and ideologies associated with the far left. The members also discuss the strategic timing of the EO given certain economic factors.
Title: “Leaked Transcript: Cabinet Members Discussing New Trump EO on AI, European Relations, and Pop Culture”
Waltz (9:14 am ET):
Morning All. We need to discuss the new EO.
Vance (9:15 am ET):
Indeed, some serious implications here.
Hegseth (9:20 am ET):
This is 🔥! We’re dumping all that woke AI crap and focusing on what matters. 🇺🇸💪
Gabbard (9:23 am ET):
I…like it. Reminds me of how they do things in Russia.
Rubio (9:25 am ET):
Okay, we’re going off the rails already. Let’s reel it back to the EO discussion.
Miller (9:31 am ET):
This is just the first step. We need to rid our government of this weak, liberal ideology that has creeped into even our systems.
Waltz (9:35 am ET):
Remember the focus. This EO bans government purchases of AI systems that promote DEI and ideologies associated with the far left. Let’s keep it professional.
Vance (9:40 am ET):
It’s a necessary response, but strategically the timing is questionable. There are economic factors to consider, and I have concerns about the public perception.
Hegseth (9:45 am ET):
Oh, come on, Vance. Can’t you see the big picture here? We’re taking back our government from the European moochers.
Miller (9:48 am ET):
Vance, your apprehension is noted. But we need to be bold.
Rubio (9:50 am ET):
While we’re all here, anyone catch the latest Game of Thrones episode? Just trying to lighten the mood a bit.
Gabbard (9:52 am ET):
Rubio, I thought we had a thing for Stranger Things?
Rubio (9:54 am ET):
We do, Tulsi, but a man can have multiple interests.
Hegseth (9:57 am ET):
I swear, you guys are worse than my fraternity brothers. But let me just say, GoT > Stranger Things, hands down.
Vance (10:02 am ET):
Look, the EO has its merits, but – oh nevermind. I don’t understand why we aren’t discussing the new Batman movie in depth instead.
Waltz (10:10 am ET):
Alright, everyone. Let’s wrap this up. Let’s all review the EO, consider its implications, and have a more focused discussion tomorrow.
Miller (10:13 am ET):
Speak for yourself, Waltz. I’m going to spend my evening enjoying the thought of those European elites squirming.
Kent (10:14 am ET):
And I’ll be grilling some steaks, anyone’s welcome to join. Haven’t had a good cookout in a while.
Hegseth (10:17 am ET):
Steak and 🍺? Count me in, bro!
Waltz (10:19 am ET):
Remember to stay focused, gentlemen. We have a country to run.
[End of Transcript]
