The conversation among Cabinet members focused on their collective dissatisfaction with the FDA’s decision on the abortion pill safety review, which they believe is influenced by unreliable science. Additionally, they expressed their intention to challenge the validity of the report and the importance of this issue to their supporters.
March 15 Hegseth (11:44 am ET):
Alright, gentlemen and lady, let’s circle back to the FDA’s decision on the abortion pill safety review. Encouraged by some junk science report.
Rubio (11:50 am ET):
This could actually have far-reaching effects. We’ll need to monitor this and probably challenge the validity of the report.
Waltz (11:53 am ET):
Agreed. We should focus on the actual science involved, not be swayed by politicized reports.
Vance (12.01pm ET):
It’s crucial to remember the importance of this issue to our supporters. We can’t let liberal agendas and junk science dictate our stance.
Miller (12:06 pm ET):
Vance, you’re right. This is not just about the FDA, it’s about rejecting left-wing science propaganda.
Gabbard (12:13 pm ET):
Speaking of propaganda, did anyone else see the latest episode of The Bachelor? 💔😅
Hegseth (12:20 pm ET):
Gabbard, probably not the time nor place. So, back to the topic guys, any thoughts on the best way to challenge this junk science?
Vance (12:33 pm ET):
Give me some time. I’ll dissect the report & draft a response. It won’t be pretty.
Kent (12:41 pm ET):
I trust you’ve got this, JD. 🏋️♂️ Meanwhile, how about we spice things up? Taco Tuesday, anyone? 🌮
Rubio (12:45 pm ET):
JD, do your thing. Kent, I’m in for Taco Tuesday, provided it doesn’t involve your 10-alarm, habanero madness again. 🔥
Bessent (12:58 pm ET):
Vance, strategize and strike back. Kent, count me in for tacos. I promise not to go anywhere near the habanero salsa this time. 😅
Witkoff (1:02 pm ET):
Good luck, JD. This report is important. As for tacos, gentlemen, heartburn is a small price to pay for something delicious.
Miller (1:10 pm ET):
This conversation…from potential FDA regulations to habanero heartburn. It’s heating up in more ways than one.
Gabbard (1:15 pm ET):
Rubio, I vote for some Russian dumplings. They’re way better than tacos. 🥟
Rubio (1:17 pm ET):
Only if you’re making them, Gabbard. We’ll schedule a Russian Dumpling Day soon.
Vance (1:20 pm ET):
So, as I focus on this crucial task, you’re all planning a potluck. Great! Send me some of that heartburn, guys.
Hegseth (1:30 pm ET):
Alright team, let’s get back on track here. JD, looking forward to your response strategy. As for Taco Tuesday, count me in but skip the habanero, Kent!
Waltz (1:40pm ET):
Vance, we trust you’ll dismantle the report. As for the rest of us, let’s keep the gastric chaos discussion until after business hours.
Miller (1:55 pm ET):
Vance, I really hope you can turn the tide on this. In other news, I don’t even eat tacos.
Kent (2:00 pm ET):
Miller, I’ll convert you to tacos soon. As for Vance, he’s got this.
Vance (2:10 pm ET):
Thanks for the vote of confidence, team. Let’s debunk this report. Taco conversion and heartburn sessions can wait.
