The leaked Signal chat among cabinet members reveals plans for an imminent operation against a known terrorist, with all intelligence and conditions confirmed. The conversation also indicates some internal disagreement on the seriousness of their task.
“Rubio: High Stakes Maneuvers and Tensions Revealed in Leaked Signal Chat”
Waltz (7:05 am ET):
Gentlemen, we’ve received intel on a new target. CENTCOM reports the terrorist is currently at a known location. We go in today, 1215 ET.
Hegseth (7:10 am ET):
Favorable weather? Gotta love when Mother Nature is on our side. 💪🇺🇸
Vance (7:11 am ET):
Weather and location confirmed. Intelligence checks out. We’re good to go.
Rubio (7:20 am ET):
Here we go again, another day at the office. Anyone else catch the game last night?
Waltz (8:05 am ET):
Rubio, the only game in town is ours. This isn’t some sport, we’re making history.
Gabbard (8:10 am ET):
You bet! Let’s toast to victory with a shot of vodka! After all, isn’t that how they do it in Russia? 🇷🇺
Vance (8:11 am ET):
That’s not exactly the most appropriate comment, Gabbard.
Miller (8:13 am ET):
Let’s focus. We need to execute this mission with surgical precision. This isn’t a game. Our enemies are like cockroaches; they seem to multiply overnight.
Bessent (8:15 am ET):
Agreed. We need to stay on track, people.
Kent (10:30 am ET):
Prepped for launch. Sky looks clear from HQ. 💪🇺🇸
Hegseth (10:35 am ET):
You can practically taste the freedom in the air.
Rubio (10:38 am ET):
I just hope this works. I’d love to enjoy a quiet weekend for a change.
Vance (11:10 am ET):
Won’t happen, Rubio. Remember, we’re doing this for the boss, even if I find his taste in taco bowls questionable.
Hegseth (11:15 am ET):
Vance, careful with the boss jokes. You never know who’s listening.
Ratcliffe (11:19 am ET):
Focus, gentlemen. Preparation is key, and we’re ready. 💪🇺🇸
Wiles (11:23 am ET):
Bingo, Ratcliffe! Let’s show them what we’re made of!
Rubio (11:25 am ET):
Alright, enough pep talk. Let’s move out. Gabbard, you’re with me. We got some ground to cover.
Gabbard (11:28 am ET):
You got it, Rubio. Let’s roll! 🇺🇸
Witkoff (11:35 am ET):
Good luck, guys. Make us proud!
Miller (11:40 am ET):
Time to make the world a safer place. Let’s get this done.