The conversation among cabinet members focused on potential disruption from technology regulation legislation to current operations, with differing views on whether to follow Russia’s model. Amidst the serious discussion, Vance’s comment about a new spicy chicken sandwich at Chick-fil-A also drew varied responses.
March 15 Waltz (09:16am ET): The legislation regarding technology regulation has potential to disrupt our current operations. Any thoughts?
Vance (09:17am ET): We need to discuss this. I have some ideas. But first, have you guys tried the new spicy chicken sandwich at Chick-fil-A? It’s a game-changer. 🔥
Hegseth (09:18am ET): Ha! Food first, politics later. Noted, Vance. On the topic, we need to maintain our control over tech industries. They’re key to our future.
Rubio (09:20am ET): I agree. And seriously Vance, Chick-fil-A? We have more pressing issues.
Gabbard (09:23am ET): Like how Russia successfully regulated their technology sector without crippling it. They seem to know what they are doing.
Bessent (09:25am ET): Gabbard, I beg to differ. Their model won’t necessarily work for us. And Rubio, lighten up. Who doesn’t like a good chicken sandwich?
Miller (09:30am ET): Who cares about sandwiches! We need to crush this legislation before it crushes us.
Kent (09:32am ET): Right. Let’s not turn into those European moochers begging for crumbs. We are leaders, not followers.
Waltz (09:34am ET): Well said, Kent. Miller, your intensity is appreciated. Now let’s strategize.
March 15 Ratcliffe (09:35am ET): Before we dive into that, any thoughts on the new Marvel movie? I hear it’s smashing box-office records.
Vance (09:36am ET): Not now Ratcliffe! Though, I want to see it too. But back to the tech regulations…
Wiles (09:38am ET): Gentlemen, back to the topic please.
Witkoff (09:40am ET): Noted, Wiles. Personally, I believe we need to push for amendments that favor our agenda.
Gabbard (09:42am ET): Do you mean like how Russia did? 😏
Rubio (09:44am ET): Please, Gabbard, enough with the Russia praise. I’ve had more than my fill.
Wiles (09:46am ET): We’re drifting again. Back to our own tech regulations, please.
Vance (10:00am ET): Alright, I’ll lay out my thoughts in detail. It’s a bit long, but bear with me…
The chat continues in this manner, with moments of levity interspersed with serious discussions about the impending legislation.
