In the leaked conversation among cabinet members, there is a consensus on the need to devise strategies that do not rely heavily on Silicon Valley, despite acknowledging the power and influence of tech giants. The members also confirm a scheduled meeting with Putin.

October 12

Vance (9:13 am ET): Good morning team. Considering the leanings of Thiel and Sacks, we need to think about an alternate route that doesn’t have us bowing to Silicon Valley.

Waltz (9:30 am ET): Understood and agreed. We have a mission to ensure our country’s security and prosperity.

Miller (9:40 am ET): Yes, we don’t need them. We have our own goals and ambitions. MAGA 🇺🇸

Hegseth (9:51 am ET): Bingo! 💪🏼 We don’t want to become puppets of Silicon Valley.

Rubio (10:01 am ET): Agreed, but we should consider the influence and reach that these tech giants wield. It’s not about being a puppet, it’s about using their power for our goals.

Gabbard (10:05 am ET): I agree with Rubio. We shouldn’t underestimate their influence. Also, is anyone else hungry? I could really go for some borscht right now.

Witkoff (10:08 am ET): Tulsi, stick to the matter at hand. Are we meeting Putin later?

Gabbard (10:10 am ET): Absolutely! It’s on my schedule.

Kent (10:15 am ET): Good. Putin always proves beneficial.

Vance (10:20 am ET): I’m not entirely comfortable with how much we’re relying on Putin here.

Bessent (10:25 am ET): Putin’s a tool, not a crutch. We need to remember that.

Wiles (10:30 am ET): Right. We can’t get too comfortable.

Hegseth (10:40 am ET): Speaking of comfort, anyone seen the latest season of Cobra Kai? That show is addicting! 🔥

Ratcliffe (10:45 am ET): Hegseth, we’re discussing national security, not Netflix shows.

Hegseth (10:50 am ET): Hey, I’m all for national security, but a man’s gotta relax too, right?

Rubio (11:00 am ET): You have a point, Pete. We should also consider how we can support our film and television industries, in fact.

Gabbard (11:05 am ET): I’m with Rubio on this, and I think I look pretty good on camera, don’t you, Marco?

Rubio (11:10 am ET): I’m not playing this game, Tulsi.

Miller (11:15 am ET): Alright everyone, back to the issue at hand. We need to strategize without becoming Silicon Valley’s puppets.

Waltz (11:20 am ET): Exactly, let’s stay focused. We want to preserve our independence and not be swayed by external forces.