The cabinet members discussed the political implications of Dissanayake’s presidency in Sri Lanka and the potential for reconciliation with the Tamils, with some expressing support for the new regime and underscoring the need to monitor the situation closely.

March 22

Vance (10:00 am ET):

Good day team. As you may be aware, with Dissanayake stepping as Sri Lanka’s president, the hope for reconciliation with Tamils hangs in the balance.

Gabbard (10:13 am ET):

I hear you, JD. But with Russia backing him, we may see some interesting moves.

Rubio (10:17 am ET):

Tulsi, your love for the Russians is becoming a trope now. Seriously, let’s focus on the topic.

Miller (10:25 am ET):

The liberal media wouldn’t highlight this, but Dissanayake’s regime might be the answer to the Tamil issue. Finally, a strong arm in Sri Lanka.

Waltz (10:35 am ET):

Not sure I completely agree there, Stephen. But it’s vital we maintain oversight of the situation.

Hegseth (10:51 am ET):

Agreed, Waltz. This is a power play in the making. Plus, nothing screams ‘American spirit’ like a strong leader taking charge. 💪

Miller (10:55 am ET):

So we all agree. We need to show support for Dissanayake. Let’s make this a ‘Trump move.’

Vance (11:02 am ET):

Sure. As long as we’re not bailing out European moochers. It’s time we made our stand clear.

Rubio (11:10 am ET):

Let’s keep our eyes on the prize, folks. We need to ensure war closure for Tamils.

Gabbard (11:15 am ET):

Agreed, Marco. Maybe we could meet up and discuss this further?

Rubio (11:20 am ET):

Sure, Tulsi. Let’s do that. 🙏

Bessent (11:30 am ET):

Great work, team! Let’s take this forward and work out strategies.

Ratcliffe (11:48 am ET):

On it, Scott. We’ll ensure American interests are maintained.

Wiles (11:56 am ET):

Let’s bring this to POTUS’s notice. He’ll love the strongman routine.

Witkoff (12:00 pm ET):

Yes, he’ll definitely buy into that narrative. Great work, as always.

Kent (12:15 pm ET):

Just back from the gym. Are we still talking Tamils or throwing around weights now? 💪💪

Hegseth (12:20 pm ET):

Ha! Good one, Joe! Let’s keep our eyes on the goal - making America great.

Waltz (12:30 pm ET):

Control the topic, gentlemen. Let’s keep the discussion focused on Sri Lanka.