The cabinet members, in a leaked conversation, discussed the potential market impact of a speculated intervention, emphasizing the need to balance national security, economic implications, international relations, and geopolitical positioning in their decision-making process.
Michael Waltz (6:15 am ET): Good morning team, given the current market speculation of a possible intervention per Goldman Sachs, let’s not forget that our primary focus remains national security.
JD Vance (6:29 am ET): Well said, Waltz. But it’s worth mentioning that the public’s mind isn’t solely on national security. We’ve got to communicate our stand appropriately.
Pete Hegseth (6:45 am ET): The people are indeed attuned to us. We can’t ignore the economic implications. We’re warriors, but we’re not blind to the markets. 💪💪
Marco Rubio (7:05 am ET): Fellas, let’s not forget our international relations too. This could impact our ties with European allies. We’ve got to tread carefully.
Tulsi Gabbard (7:18 am ET): I’m with Rubio on this. And let’s not forget Russia’s stance on this. They’re not gonna be spectators.
Scott Bessent (7:30 am ET): Agreed. As an economic advisor, I can see how this might spook the markets. But we also need to consider our geopolitical positioning.
John Ratcliffe (7:45 am ET): In terms of the intelligence community, we’re monitoring closely. It’s our duty to ensure the safety of our nation and our people.
Susie Wiles (8:00 am ET): Gabbard, your point on Russia is well taken. And Rubio, I love the way you’re framing the European angle. 🙏
Steve Witkoff (8:15 am ET): All this talk about markets and geopolitics is getting me hungry! Anyone for bagels and a little schmear? 😋
Stephen Miller (8:30 am ET): Steve, we’re discussing matters of national importance. I’m in the mood for some steaming hatred… of incompetence. Can we focus?
Joe Kent (8:45 am ET): For sure, Witkoff, you can count on me for a good bite! But nations first. Let’s ensure we’re making the best decisions for our country here.
Marco Rubio (9:00 am ET): Tulsi, any preference on what we should order for lunch? After that big Russia comment, I’m sure you have an appetite.
Tulsi Gabbard (9:11 am ET): Oh Rubio, always the gentleman. Let’s focus on the matters at hand, shall we?😉
JD Vance (9:23 am ET): Well, the conversation has certainly gotten more interesting. Let’s bring it back to Iran and the possible intervention, shall we?
Pete Hegseth (9:40 am ET): Iran, markets, Russia, European allies, bagels… We sure have a full plate, don’t we? It’s like a buffet of national defense.
Steve Witkoff (9:50 am ET): And don’t forget the schmear, Pete. Never forget the schmear. 😂
