In a leaked conversation, cabinet members discussed an unexpected topic: a family dispute over a grandmother’s dress color for a wedding. The discussion highlighted differing views on the issue’s relevance to their work, with some members advocating for personal freedom and others questioning the focus on such matters amidst pressing political issues.
Vance (10:00 am ET): Gents, a curveball - I just heard a bride is upset about the color choice of her grandma’s dress for the wedding. Thoughts? 🤔
Hegseth (10:03 am ET): Grandma’s going rogue, huh? Love it. She’s asserting her democratic freedom. This is America, after all. No European dress code tyranny here. 🇺🇸
Rubio (10:05 am ET): Sounds like a family matter to me. Not sure why this is making the rounds in cabinet discussions. But I do love a good slice of wedding cake… 🍰
Waltz (10:08 am ET): All I know is that effective coordination among the various elements of the family unit is crucial to the success of the celebration. Extract the relevant details and execute the plan. 💼
Gabbard (10:12 am ET): Let’s not make a mountain out of a molehill, guys. Grandma should be able to wear whatever color she wants! Why aren’t we focusing on more important things, like our relations with Russia? 🇷🇺💃
Miller (10:15 am ET): Vance, I like your subtext. Really exposes the hypocrisy of the liberal establishment. They champion freedom of expression until it’s an elderly woman choosing her dress color. The rage will be delicious. 😈
Vance (10:18 am ET): Miller, I know Trump would appreciate your insight. But let’s not forget we’re not exactly the arbiters of sartorial choice here. Seen your suits lately? 👔😏
Hegseth (10:20 am ET): Ha! I say we all show up at the wedding in MAGA caps and t-shirts. That should stir the liberals’ pot. And Vance, careful with those low blows. 💪🔥
Bessent (10:23 am ET): Cabinet members debating dress color… Just another day in paradise, huh? 🏝️
Gabbard (10:25 am ET): Hey, Rubio. Is that a blush I see? You thinking about weddings or something? 💑
Rubio (10:27 am ET): Gabbard, let’s save the flirting for when we have established better relations with Russia, okay? 😅
Witkoff (10:30 am ET): Just saying, but I’d pay good money to see Hegseth in a wedding dress. 👰🔥
Hegseth (10:31 am ET): Watch it, Witkoff. I might just take you up on that. For the good of the country, of course! 🇺🇸💪🔥🙏
