The leaked Signal conversation reveals that cabinet members greenlit ‘Operation Early Strike’, involving the launch of F-18s, with drones on standby. The conversation further discloses the expected rise in oil prices as a result of the operation, alongside some light-hearted banter among the members.

March 15

Waltz (11:30am ET): Operation Early Strike is greenlit. F-18s confirmed for launch at 1215, with drones on standby.

Hegseth (11:44am ET): Nothing like the smell of jet fuel in the morning. Let’s show ’em what we got, guys. 💪🇺🇸🔥

Vance (11:58am ET): My thoughts are with our military personnel. Godspeed.

Rubio (12:15pm ET): Agreed. Let’s hope for a swift operation.

Gabbard (12:40pm ET): Just got off the phone with some of our allies in Moscow. Says it’s freaking cold there. ❄️🇷🇺

Vance (12:59pm ET): Tulsi, this isn’t the weather channel.

Miller (1:10pm ET): Let’s keep our focus, team.

Gabbard (1:20pm ET): Yeah, focus… on Russian vodka. 🍸

Bessent (1:35pm ET): We’re looking at initial financial impacts. Oil prices are expected to rise.

Waltz (1:45pm ET): F-18s have launched. Target locked and operation is underway.

Hegseth (2:00pm ET): Boom boom time, baby! 💥💥

Vance (2:15pm ET): Let’s keep our cool here, Pete.

Ratcliffe (2:30pm ET): Initial signals received and we’re watching closely.

Wiles (3:00pm ET): Praying for minimal casualties and swift victory. 🙏

Witkoff (3:30pm ET): Checking in with our Middle East resources. Everything seems to be going as planned.

Gabbard (3:50pm ET): Just end it with a vodka toast. 🍸

Rubio (4:00pm ET): Tulsi… really?

Miller (4:30pm ET): Focus, Gabbard.

Kent (4:59pm ET): Operation is successfully completed. Awaiting confirmation on the numbers.

Hegseth (5:10pm ET): Mission accomplished! Time for some beers, boys. 🍻

Vance (5:30pm ET): This isn’t a frat party, Pete. Let’s await the full report.

Gabbard (5:45pm ET): Marco, wanna share a vodka toast? 😏

Rubio (6:00pm ET): Maybe another time, Tulsi.

Miller (6:30pm ET): Let’s wrap up the report for POTUS. Good work, everyone.

Hegseth (6:45pm ET): One for the history books, gentlemen. And lady. 🇺🇸🔥

Vance (7:00pm ET): Wrap it up, Pete.

Hegseth (7:15pm ET): Alright, alright. Signing off. 🇺🇸💪🔥🍻