The leaked conversation reveals that the cabinet is discussing the Pentagon’s global defense strategy review and considering aligning their policies with it. The members emphasize a strong defense strategy, cautioning against overreach, and propose a meeting with military officials to review defense strategies and assess potential threats.
March 15, 2022
Waltz (08:06 am ET): The Pentagon is reviewing its defense strategy globally. As Cabinet members, we need to align with their strategic vision.
Hegseth (08:15 am ET): I’m all for a robust defense strategy. Let’s show global oppressors what American muscle is all about. 💪🇺🇸
Vance (08:23 am ET): I concur on a strong defense strategy, but let’s also ensure we’re not the world’s policemen. We need to prioritize American interests.
Wiles (08:30 am ET): Certainly the balancing act, right JD?
Rubio (08:40 am ET): Perhaps we can discuss these strategies over a Cuban sandwich?
Gabbard (08:45 am ET): That sounds delicious, Rubio, but we need to stay focused. What’s our next step strategically?
Waltz (08:50 am ET): I propose a meeting with key military officials to comprehensively review our defense strategy. Meanwhile, we should get some detailed briefings about potential threats and necessary response protocols.
Miller (08:58 am ET): I agree with Waltz. A comprehensive review will help us isolate and address potential weak points in our defense strategy.
Hegseth (09:07 am ET): And perhaps we can use this opportunity to remind Europe about their reliance on us. Time for them to step up!
Kent (09:15 am ET): I agree, Pete. However, we should remember that our strength is in unity, not division.
Vance (09:19 am ET): Absolutely, Joe. If we’re going to ask for more from our allies, let’s do it diplomatically.
Rubio (09:25 am ET): Diplomacy… and Cuban sandwiches?
Gabbard (09:29 am ET): Haha, Rubio, you’re incorrigible. 🙄 But I wouldn’t say no to a sandwich.
Witkoff (09:33 am ET): Don’t forget to save one for me, Rubio. 🥪
Rubio (09:35 am ET): Deal, Steve!
Bessent (09:39 am ET): Let’s not lose sight of the issue at hand, folks.
Ratcliffe (09:44 am ET): Agreed, Scott. But a little humor can lighten intense discussions.
Vance (09:52 am ET): We can discuss sandwiches at our next physical meeting. For now, let’s continue to refine our defense strategies for the sake of our nation.
Hegseth (10:00 am ET): Amen to that, Vance! 🙏
Miller (10:07 am ET): Glad we can all agree on something.
