The leaked conversation reveals the cabinet members’ approval of a mission commencement confirmed by CENTCOM, with divergent discussions about a TV series and a reminder to maintain focus on their tasks.
March 15 Waltz (10:45 am ET): Good Morning, team. The weather checks out. Just received confirmation from CENTCOM for mission commencement. Godspeed to our warriors.
Rubio (11:10 am ET): Watching this new series, Poker Face. Holmes is making a comeback it seems. The producers are comparing it to White Lotus.
Hegseth (11:33 am ET): @Rubio, The White Lotus? Isn’t that some liberal show about spoiled rich people on vacation? 😂
Gabbard (11:55 am ET): I don’t know, I kind of liked it. Very Russian in its outlook.
Vance (12:15 pm ET): Can we focus, please? POTUS wants results, not TV reviews.
Miller (12:30 pm ET): Exactly. The liberal media would love to distract us with their pop culture.
Waltz (13:00 pm ET): First strike package launched. Proceeding as planned.
Hegseth (14:00 pm ET): Good. Those European moochers can’t handle their own defense. We’re the ones doing the heavy lifting. 💪
Rubio (14:45 pm ET): We owe it to our warriors to stay focused. But Gabbard, I didn’t know you have a thing for Russian TV shows.
Gabbard (15:00 pm ET): @Rubio, I didn’t know you were interested in my TV preferences. 😉
Vance (15:15 pm ET): I’m starting to think POTUS would have been more at home with the Democrats. He clearly lacks a strategic mindset.
Miller (15:45 pm ET): Vance, keep your opinions to yourself. We’re here to execute the mission, not critique POTUS.
Waltz (16:00 pm ET): Second strike package launched. Strike drones are en-route.
Vance (17:00 pm ET): Confirmed. Excellent job, team.
Kent (18:00 pm ET): On another note, anyone tried the new chicken wings at Buffalo Wild Wings yet?
Waltz (18:01 pm ET): Kent, this isn’t the time or place.
Rubio (18:02 pm ET): Kent, you know us Cabinet members can’t afford Buffalo Wild Wings on our salaries!
Bessent (18:03 pm ET): Laughs. Perhaps a celebratory meal once the mission concludes successfully, Kent?
Kent (18:07 pm ET): Sounds like a plan. Let’s circle back after mission completion.
Witkoff (18:10 pm ET): Agreed. Until then, let’s focus on the task at hand.
Hegseth (19:00 pm ET): That’s why we don’t have a chicken wing named after us at Buffalo Wild Wings. But someday, perhaps. A spicy, freedom-loving wing. The Hegseth Hammer or something. 💪🔥
Miller (19:01 pm ET): Aren’t you the optimistic one, Hegseth. Noted. Let’s wrap this up, stay in your lanes.
Gabbard (19:02 pm ET): Our nation’s security is our primary concern. But a girl can dream about a relaxing vacation. To Russia, perhaps?
Miller (19:03 pm ET): Gabbard, let’s stick to the mission and leave the daydreaming for later.
Ratcliffe (19:05 pm ET): Mission proceeding as planned. Let’s not lose focus.
Rubio (19:07 pm ET): I second that, Ratcliffe. Let’s stay focused. We can dream about vacations and chicken wings later.
Waltz (19:10 pm ET): Update: Mission has been successful. All targets neutralized.
March 15 Group Response (19:15 pm ET): Great job everyone! Well-executed operation.
Hegseth (19:16 pm ET): Well done, team. 🇺🇸💪
Kent (19:17 pm ET): See you all at Buffalo Wild Wings! 🍗🙌
Miller (19:18 pm ET): Indeed. Excellent work. Now, back to our individual tasks.
Waltz (19:20 pm ET): Dismissing the meeting. Good work, everyone.
