The conversation among cabinet members indicates a mixed reaction to the news of Circle, a crypto financial services company, considering a potential sale while simultaneously pursuing an IPO. Some suggest it’s a sign of Silicon Valley’s influence over Wall Street, while others express concerns over potential national security risks and preference for traditional financial methods.
Vance (7:03 am ET):
Gentlemen, have you seen the news? ‘Circle Considers Potential Sale While Pursuing IPO’. Seems like an interesting development.
Hegseth (7:10 am ET):
Wait… Are we talking about Circle, the crypto financial services company?
Vance (7:15 am ET):
That’s the one. It seems like they’re trying to kill two birds with one stone.
Hegseth (7:18 am ET):
This just confirms that Silicon Valley is taking over Wall Street. These nerds have come a long way from their parents’ garages. 💪💪💪
Rubio (7:23 am ET):
Crypto financial services, huh. I’m too old school for that. I prefer the jingle of coins in my pocket. 🪙
Gabbard (7:26 am ET):
Marco, there’s nothing old school about economic independence. Oh, and I’m sure Russia would love to get their hands on Circle. 😏
Miller (7:32 am ET):
Typical. Those lib-crypto idiots risking national security, while feasting on avocado toasts. 🥑🍞
Waltz (7:38 am ET):
Back to the robust financial potential of this venture, perhaps we should consider how this plays into the larger economic state of affairs.
Rubio (7:41 am ET):
Tulsi, are you suggesting I propose to Circle on behalf of Uncle Sam? That could be a new headline! 😄
Gabbard (7:43 am ET):
Easy there, Marco. I’m just saying we should keep an eye on it. 👀
Vance (7:46 am ET):
I agree with Tulsi. Trump might not be in this chat, but I can already hear him shouting “Why didn’t we think of that!”
Rubio (7:50 am ET):
I can see it now: “Trump’s America Saves Cryptocurrency Giant, Ensures National Security.” How’s that for a headline?
Kent (7:54 am ET):
Don’t forget the part about crushing European moochers and liberal media, guys. That’s an essential plot twist. 🇺🇸💪
Hegseth (7:59 am ET):
I like your style, Joe!
Vance (8:02 am ET):
Alright, let’s not get carried away. We should monitor this situation closely and advise appropriately.
Waltz (8:05 am ET):
Agreed. Let’s keep our eyes on the ball, gentlemen.
Bessent (8:10 am ET):
Sure. But can we also discuss the latest Game of Thrones episode? I mean, did you see that dragon? 🐉
Wiles (8:14 am ET):
Scott, can you please stay on topic? 😂
Kent (8:17 am ET):
Alright guys, back to work. We’ll save the dragons for another day.
