In a leaked conversation among cabinet members, the primary focus was on ensuring Europe pays its fair share, with a secondary note on considering the economic impact on their end. The team also confirmed readiness to execute their financial plan, once a decision is made.
Vance (09:49am ET):
Okay, we must get assurance from Europe that they will pay their fair share. But before that, maybe we should get some steaks to celebrate our might?
Gabbard (10:03am ET):
Steaks sound good. And maybe some vodka shots too? 🤪
Rubio (10:06am ET):
Tulsi, you really like Russia, don’t you?
Gabbard (10:10am ET):
Well, they do make the best vodka! 🍸
Miller (10:15am ET):
Enough with the small talk. Back to the topic.
Hegseth (10:22am ET):
Team, this is not about vodka or steaks. It’s about reclaiming our authority and ensuring Europe pays their dues!
Waltz (10:31am ET):
Agreed, Hegseth. Let’s focus here. 🎯
Witkoff (10:37am ET):
Question on the table is whether we’re ready to go, right?
Bessent (10:42am ET):
Seems so, Steve. Our financial plan is in place.
Vance (10:55am ET):
I think we should also consider the economic impact on our end.
Ratcliffe (11:02am ET):
Vance, our assets are ready. Whatever decision is made, we can execute.
Wiles (11:07am ET):
Let’s do this. For us, for POTUS, and for our country. 🇺🇸
Vance (11:12am ET):
Alright, if everyone’s in agreement, let’s proceed.
Kent (11:20am ET):
Roger that. Let’s do this. 💪🇺🇸
Hegseth (11:23am ET):
A toast to freedom of navigation, the new American century, and endless steak dinners! 🥩🍾🇺🇸
Gabbard (11:31am ET):
And Russian vodka shots! 🍸
Miller (11:33am ET):
Really, Gabbard? Again with the vodka?
Hegseth (11:37am ET):
Okay, okay, enough! Let’s get back to work. 🇺🇸
Rubio (11:45am ET):
Agreed. We have a job to do. 💪
Vance (11:52am ET):
It’s settled, then. Let’s move forward.
Waltz (11:56am ET):
Proceeding as planned. Godspeed, everyone.
