In a leaked Signal conversation among cabinet members, the main discussion revolved around their plans moving forward, with some members expressing concerns over potential economic ramifications. Amidst the serious conversation, there was a brief diversion about a new Pet Shop Boys video.
March 20
Waltz (09:00 am ET): Good morning. A quick update on our plans. All is in order as we move forward.
Hegseth (09:01 am ET): Good stuff, Waltz. We’ve got a job to do 💪
Vance (09:15 am ET): Before we proceed, has anyone considered the potential economic ramifications?
Miller (09:25 am ET): Vance, we didn’t get where we are by worrying about minor economic hiccups.
Vance (09:30 am ET): I beg to differ. Ignoring the possibility of economic instability could put us on a slippery slope.
Gabbard (09:40 am ET): Hey guys, did anyone see the new Pet Shop Boys video? 🕺💃🎵
Rubio (09:45 am ET): Not the best timing, Gabbard. But yes, it was interesting.
Waltz (09:48 am ET): Let us stay focused on the task at hand, please.
Bessent (09:53 am ET): Vance has a point. We need to consider all angles here.
Miller (10:00 am ET): Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I agree with Bessent.
Ratcliffe (10:05 am ET): We have considered all angles, and we have also considered our duties. We move forward.
Witkoff (10:15 am ET): Also, anyone try that new sushi place downtown? 🍣😋
Kent (10:20 am ET): This isn’t a Yelp review, Witkoff. Stay on track.
Vance (10:25 am ET): Much as I hate to admit it, I concur with Miller.
Rubio (10:30 am ET): I guess we’re all in agreement then. Let’s move forward.
Hegseth (10:35 am ET): Glad to see everyone on board. Let’s show ’em how we do things, boys! 💪 🇺🇸 🔥
Kent (10:40 am ET): And Gabbard, please… no more music video updates.
Gabbard (10:43 am ET): Fair enough, Kent. But you have to admit it was a catchy tune…
Rubio (10:47 am ET): I’ll give you that, Gabbard. It was catchy.
Miller (10:51 am ET): Alright, enough of the banter. Let’s get to work.
Waltz (10:54 am ET): That’s what I like to hear, Miller. Let’s wrap this up.
Hegseth (10:57 am ET): Time to make some moves. Let’s bring it home, team.
Vance (11:00 am ET): Agreed. Let’s get this done, and done right.
Wiles (11:03 am ET): Agreed. Everyone ready?
All (11:07 am ET): Ready.
Hegseth (11:10 am ET): That’s what I like to hear. Let’s do this, team. 🙏 🇺🇸 🎯
