The leaked conversation reveals that the cabinet members were discussing a confirmed mission launch, with CENTCOM’s approval, and its successful execution via an F-18 strike. The conversation also includes members’ comments on media portrayal, past operations, and light-hearted banter.
March 15 Hegseth (11:44 am ET): It’s go-time, gents. CENTCOM just confirmed we are a go for mission launch. Let’s make POTUS proud. Cold brews and victory cigars after! 🍻 💣
Vance (12.11pm ET): Thank God. Let’s hope we hit the mark, unlike the Epstein saga. Really, who believes he offed himself? 🙄
Waltz (12:57pm ET): Keeping it professional, Vance. Operatives on the ground report positive ID on target.
Vance (13.07 pm ET): So Epstein-like. 😂
Gabbard (13.12pm ET): I heard they eat some great borscht in the Russian prisons. 😉 🍲
Rubio (13.20pm ET): Focus, Gabbard. Waltz, excellent news about the positive ID.
Miller (13.50pm ET): I always knew we were better at this than the liberal media alleges. It’s like they feed on lies.
Hegseth (14:01pm ET): Boom! F-18 strike successful. Fox News is going to have a field day. 🚀🎉
Rubio (14.10pm ET): Good job team. We can’t afford another Benghazi.
Gabbard (14:15pm ET): I hear Putin’s single, Marco. 🙃
Vance (14:20pm ET): Gabbard, this isn’t Tinder. And can we stop coddling Europe? Dead weight, all of them.
Wiles (14:30pm ET): Gents and lady, let’s focus. Great work, Pete.
Ratcliffe (14.36pm ET): A good start. A stark difference from that Trump assassination attempt fiasco.
Kent (14.45pm ET): I agree Ratcliffe, even though POTUS trusts us more than his own toupee.
Bessent (15:00pm ET): If this goes well, I suggest we celebrate at the Trump Grill. Best taco bowl, believe me! 🌮🍹
Hegseth (15:05pm ET): Bessent, you’re on! But let’s finish the job first.💪🇺🇸
Witkoff (15:12pm ET): Great work team! Let’s make America safe again!
Miller (15:30pm ET): The liberals despise us because they can’t touch us. We’re invincible.
Rubio (15:40pm ET): Let’s stay humble, folks. There’s still a lot of work ahead.
Vance (16:00pm ET): I agree with Rubio. For once. But really guys, let’s make sure we clean up this mess unlike Epstein’s cell.
