In a leaked conversation among cabinet members, they discuss the prospect of using rock and roll as a disruptive strategy in their current situation, with a preference for American rock bands. The idea, though unconventional, seems to be met with enthusiasm and humor.
Vance (10:00 am ET): So, I was listening to The Who’s ‘Tommy’ yesterday and it got me thinking about the raw power of rock and roll, the kind of disruption it can cause. I think our current situation needs something like that, a seed of chaos.
Waltz (10:04 am ET): JD, are you suggesting we deploy rock and roll as a tactical strategy? Because that’s certainly… unconventional.
Hegseth (10:09 am ET): 🤘💪Rock and roll, baby! Does this mean I can finally bring my guitar to the war room?
Rubio (10:13 am ET): As long as it’s not ‘Free Bird’ on repeat, Pete, I’m game. We could use a little disruption from the norm.
Gabbard (10:19 am ET): Would it be acceptable to play some Rolling Stones as well? Their ‘Their Satanic Majesties Request’ has an awesome album cover, very prog rock.
Miller (10:24 am ET): The Rolling Stones? Really? Let’s stick to American rock bands, shall we?
Hegseth (10:30 am ET): 💪🇺🇸 Stephen, I like your jingoistic spirit! American rock for American Freedom!
Vance (10:36 am ET): Let’s not forget the bigger picture here, guys. While we all appreciate a good tune, we need to maintain focus on strategies to appeal to Trump and gain his approval.
Rubio (10:39 am ET): Agreed. Maybe we can use our love for rock and roll to connect with him on a personal level?
Gabbard (10:45 am ET): Never thought I’d hear the day where Rubio suggests bonding over music. You’re full of surprises, Marco. 🎸💃
Rubio (10:51 am ET): Just trying to keep things a little light, Tulsi.
Bessent (10:59 am ET): We should remember though, while we’re having this light-hearted conversation about music, our duty to this country transcends personal preferences about rock bands or European disdain.
Ratcliffe (11:05 am ET): Agreed, Scott. Now, let’s turn the turntable off and focus on the task at hand.
Wiles (11:08 am ET): 🙏Here here! Time to get back to work!
Witkoff (11:12 am ET): Yes, let’s get back to the business of making America great, one rock anthem at a time.
Kent (11:16 am ET): I suppose we could always blast ‘Won’t Get Fooled Again’ outside the White House as a subtle hint to POTUS? Just a thought…
Vance (11:20 am ET):
Joe, that might be the most brilliant idea you’ve ever had. I’ll take it under advisement…
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