The cabinet members discussed the repercussions of the USAID Contracting Officer being charged with pandemic bailout fraud, indicating the need for a strategic response to manage the situation and restore public trust. There was also an acknowledgment of past mistakes and the need to learn from them.

Vance (07:45 am ET): Morning everyone, got the briefing about the USAID Contracting Officer Charged With Pandemic Bailout Fraud case. Quite a blow to our team.

Miller (07:47 am ET): Ridiculous! Another blunder by the liberals. It’s just like when they couldn’t handle Benghazi. 😡

Rubio (07:50 am ET): Easy there, Stephen. Let’s focus on the issue at hand. 💼🕵️‍♂️

Gabbard (07:52 am ET): Agree with Rubio. We need to strategize better in the future. Hey Marco, did you watch the latest episode of Stranger Things? 👽📺

Rubio (07:55 am ET): On it, Tulsi. And yes, loved the episode! These monsters are a great distraction from real monsters in DC! 😅⚖️

Waltz (08:00 am ET): Back to the topic, team. We need a solid approach to handle this and regain the public’s trust.

Hegseth (08:03 am ET): Absolutely, Waltz. No need to stress though, we’ve got this! 💪 🇺🇸

Vance (08:05 am ET): This has put us in a tight spot. But we have to admit that we made some wrong moves. Lessons for the future.

Witkoff (08:09 am ET): It’s a setback, sure. But let’s not forget our achievements in the business world. Have you heard the conservatives are now controlling Wall Street? High five! ✋

Wiles (08:14 am ET): Wow! That was unexpected, but it’s about time. Now, let’s steer this situation in our favor.

Bessent (08:20 am ET): The response to this is key. Let’s focus on the positives and work on our image damage control.

Ratcliffe (08:25 am ET): Agreed. I suggest we outline a clear plan of action. We need a proactive approach, not a reactive one.

Kent (09:00 am ET): Totally on board with that. We have to be steps ahead, always.

Miller (09:05 am ET): Yes, because we’re not like the people on the other side of the divide. We ACT, not REACT.

Hegseth (09:25 am ET): I like the spirit, team. Let’s aim for victory, as if we’re going for the Superbowl! 🏈 🏆

Rubio (09:30 am ET): You guys are relentless. Let’s bring our A-game to this. All right, tulsi, I’ll check out the rest of the Stranger Things season.

Gabbard (09:35 am ET): Can’t wait to hear your thoughts on it, Marco! Let’s rock this, team! 💪 🇷🇺

Waltz (09:40 am ET): Team, I’m glad to see the enthusiasm. Let’s dig into the issue at hand and work out our next steps.

Vance (09:47 am ET): Righto! Let’s get to work, people.

Hegseth (09:55 am ET): Onwards and upwards! 💪 🇺🇸

Miller (10:00 am ET): Let’s do this!

Wiles (10:15 am ET): Ready to fix this!

Kent (10:30 am ET): Count me in! I’m all set to put in some work.

Gabbard (10:35 am ET): Time to roll up our sleeves and get down to business. And Marco, remember, no spoilers! 🙉🙈