The cabinet members discussed the need for Europe to shoulder more responsibility and not rely heavily on the U.S., while maintaining diplomacy for national security. They also considered the importance of fostering relations with Russia, viewing diplomacy as a means of negotiation, not submission.

January 5

Vance (09:15 am ET): The paradox of the hour is that while Europe sleeps, we’re the ones losing sleep over it.

Rubio (09:22 am ET): Any policy recommendations, Vance?

Vance (09:35 am ET): We need to stop treating Europe like a delicate vase. It’s time they faced reality and picked up their share of the burden.

Hegseth (09:40 am ET): Damn right, Vance! Europe can’t continue to mooch off us while we’re doing their dirty work.

Waltz (09:45 am ET): Gentlemen, let’s keep our focus on maintaining diplomacy while ensuring our national security.

Gabbard (09:50 am ET): But shouldn’t we also focus on our relations with Russia? 🇷🇺

Miller (09:55 am ET): Isn’t it enough that we have to mop up after Europe, now we have to court Russia as well?

Vance (10:00 am ET): Diplomacy doesn’t equate to submission, Miller. It merely presents an opportunity for negotiation.

Rubio (10:10 am ET): Got to agree with Vance. Even if it’s grudgingly so. And Gabbard, not a bad point on Russia.

Gabbard (10:15 am ET): Thank you, Rubio. I think we can all agree on that, right?

Ratcliffe (10:20 am ET): All valid points. Now, let’s strategize moving forward.

Wiles (10:30 am ET): Speaking of moving forward, anyone else pumped for the new Star Wars movie? 🎞️

Witkoff (10:35 am ET): Wiles, we’re in the middle of a serious discussion here.

Bessent (10:40 am ET): Come on, Witkoff. A little Star Wars chatter never hurt anyone.

Wiles (10:45 am ET): Exactly, Bessent. I mean, who doesn’t love Baby Yoda? 🍼

Kent (11:00 am ET): In any case, let’s make sure POTUS is updated and we continue to work towards our goals.

Hegseth (11:10 am ET): Amen, Kent. Time to get back on the saddle! 🇺🇸🔥💪

Vance (11:15 am ET): Right you are, Hegseth. Let’s make sure the message is clear: America will not be made a fool. We expect Europe to pull their weight.

Miller (11:30 am ET): Let’s make sure POTUS conveys that message. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Rubio (11:35 am ET): Agreed, gentlemen. We have work to do. But afterwards… Star Wars?

Wiles (11:40 am ET): Now you’re talking, Rubio! 🍿🔦