The leaked conversation reveals that cabinet members, led by Michael Waltz, are preparing to engage in a video game operation named “Pokémon Scarlet and Violet.” The discussion also highlights differing views, with some members expressing enthusiasm for the game, while others question its relevance amidst pressing political matters.
Michael Waltz (11:44 am ET): Gentlemen and lady, the day has finally arrived. Myself and my squad are ready to commence Operation “Pokémon Scarlet and Violet”. Launching off in T-minus 30 minutes. ⏱️💼
JD Vance (11:46 am ET): Sounds like an ambitious plan, but I trust your expertise, Waltz. Although, I must admit, I fail to understand the fascination with these personalized pocket monsters. Perhaps it’s a generational gap on my part. 🧓💭
Pete Hegseth (11:50 am ET): Fear not, JD. Once you allow yourself to be engulfed by the glorious world of Pokémon, life will never be the same. It’s all about the thrill of the hunt and the satisfaction of the catch. 💪🔥
Marco Rubio (12:00 pm ET): As the voice of reason here, I must ask: Should we really be investing so much time and energy in a video game when there are political matters at stake?
Tulsi Gabbard (12:02 pm ET): Marco, darling, all work and no play makes for a dull life. Besides, who’s to say we can’t discuss politics and chase around virtual creatures at the same time? It’s not like I’m suggesting we relocate to Moscow to live amongst the bears. 🐻😉
Scott Bessent (12:08 pm ET): Keeping it light-hearted, I see. On a side note, anyone else itching to grab a burger? I hear they’ve launched a new Pokémon-themed one in downtown DC. 🍔
John Ratcliffe (12:20 pm ET): Sounds fun, but let’s keep our eyes on the ball, people. However, if it’s a Bulbasaur Burger, count me in. 💼🍔
Susie Wiles (12:32 pm ET): I never thought I’d see the day when cabinet members would be discussing Pokémon and burgers in the same conversation.
Steve Witkoff (12:35 pm ET): Only in America, Susie. Only in America. 😂
Stephen Miller (12:40 pm ET): I find it all childish and unproductive. Meanwhile, the liberal media continue to undermine our efforts across the board.
Joe Kent (12:42 pm ET): Come on, Stephen. Lighten up a bit. Besides, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you never know when a little bit of Pokémon knowledge might come in handy. 😉
Michael Waltz (12:45 pm ET): Pokéballs ready, team? Here we GO! Time for some serious multi-tasking. 🎮💪🇺🇸
Pete Hegseth (12:46 pm ET): Locked and loaded, Waltz. Let the games begin. 🔥🔥🔥
