In this leaked conversation, cabinet members discuss the need for focus and productivity in the coming week, with an emphasis on serving the President’s agenda. There is also a brief exchange about coffee between Rubio and Gabbard.
November 29
Waltz (10:00 am ET): Team, we have a week full of major decisions ahead of us. POTUS expects us to be on our A game. Let’s get this show on the road.
Hegseth (10:02 am ET): Reporting for duty! 💪🇺🇸
Rubio (10:03 am ET): I’ve got my coffee ready. Let’s do this.
Vance (10:05 am ET): Hegseth, we’re in the White House not at the gym. And Rubio, coffee doesn’t seem to be doing you any good.
Hegseth (10:07 am ET): 🤣🤣🤣🔥 Vance. I can’t help but bring that alpha male energy. Plus, you can’t deny we need all the strength we can muster. 💪
Tulsi Gabbard (10:10 am ET): Hey Rubio, you haven’t shared those Espresso beans you bring back from Miami’s little Havana.
Rubio (10:11 am ET): Will do Tulsi, next time we meet.
Steve Witkoff (10:15 am ET): Enough with the small talk people, let’s focus.
Stephen Miller (10:16 am ET): Witkoff is right. Remember we are here to serve Trump’s agenda.
Ratcliffe (10:17 am ET): I second that. POTUS needs to see results.
Susie Wiles (10:18 am ET): Agreed. Let’s make POTUS proud!
Vance (10:20 am ET): Alright, alright. Let’s move on to the agenda.
Hegseth (10:23 am ET): Before that, I want to propose that we go for burgers at that new place downtown afterwards. It’s got rave reviews.
Miller (10:25 am ET): Hegseth, you’re impossible. 🤦♂️
Waltz (10:26 am ET): Hegseth, maybe you should consider a salad instead. We need to maintain our health if we’re going to keep up with this administration.
Hegseth (10:27 am ET): A true warrior needs fuel, Waltz. Salad ain’t it. 💪
Gabbard (10:28 am ET): Hegseth, you’re such a stereotype. But I suppose that’s what makes you…you.
Joe Kent (10:30 am ET): Alright, enough with the banter. We’ve got work to do.
Waltz (10:32 am ET): Couldn’t agree more, Kent. Let’s focus, team.
Vance (10:33 am ET): Finally. Alright, first on our checklist is planning for the upcoming EU summit. Rubio, you’re up.
Rubio (10:35 am ET): I’ve been looking forward to this. Let’s get started.
