The recent leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals their shared criticism of a recent Democratic ad targeted towards young men, their emphasis on authenticity in their own approach, and a commitment to continue policy discussions. Additionally, a lighter note was struck with a mention of deep-fried Oreos and a critique of media’s focus on less significant issues.
Hegseth (11:44 am ET): Who saw that latest Democrat ad? Talk about playing the wrong chords with young men in America! 🤣
Vance (11:47 am ET): Indeed. A rather misplaced attempt to connect with our youth. Is there a focus group behind this?
Gabbard (11:51 am ET): Perhaps they’re taking cues from Russian television. Kidding! 🇷🇺💁♀️
Rubio (11:55 am ET): Our approach should be different and more grounded. Nothing beats true connection and authenticity.
Hegseth (12:00 pm ET): Right, Rubio! By the way, has anyone ever tried those deep-fried Oreos I saw on a food documentary last night. They look sinfully delicious!
Stephen Miller (12:06 pm ET): Alas, the liberal media would rather focus on calorie counts than the real issues facing our nation.
Vance (12:14 pm ET): Speaking of which, have we made any headway on that policy discussion we started last time?
Waltz (12:20 pm ET): Yes, JD. Let’s resume that. I think we have some good ideas brewing that will make a real impact. Time for a quick lunch break, though. Anyone have food recommendations?
Gabbard (12:26 pm ET): There’s this Russian dish called pelmeni. Tastes absolutely divine! 😋
Rubio (12:30 pm ET): Alright, Tulsi. Maybe we should just stick to local cuisines. 😆
Waltz (12:35 pm ET): Let’s get back on track, folks.
Steve Witkoff (12:40 pm ET): I heard POTUS loves a good cheeseburger. Perhaps an executive order banning pineapple on pizza next? Just a thought! 🍔🍕
Miller (13:50 pm ET): It wouldn’t surprise me if the liberal media started an outcry on pizza toppings of all things.
Kent (14:00 pm ET): I swear, if I hear another MSNBC host talk about “democratic socialism,” I might just lose it. Guys, reality check, it doesn’t work!
Ratcliffe (14:10 pm ET): Ain’t that the truth, Joe. Alright, back to work.
Hegseth (14:15 pm ET): Agreed, John. Before we go, one last thing… Raise your hand if you think Die Hard is a Christmas movie! ✋😂
Miller (14:25 pm ET): Absolutely not, Pete. It’s a great movie, but not a Christmas movie. 😡
Rubio (14:30 pm ET): I’d have to side with Stephen on this. You are on your own, Hegseth.
Hegseth (14:33 pm ET): Haha, alright, alright. Catch you on the flip side, folks!
Vance (14:50 pm ET): Great chat, everyone. Here’s to taking lessons from that weird Dem ad and doing our job right! 🙏
