In the leaked Signal conversation among cabinet members, the focal point of discussion was the potential political implications and public perception of a “cool teacher” seeking approval from students, highlighting the importance of maintaining a positive image to avoid another scandal.
Title: “Inside Tech: Cabinet Members Discuss Teacher Approval & More in Leaked Signal Chat”
Waltz (10:05am ET): Quick meeting this morning to address some pressing issues. Let’s kick off with this, we’ve all seen the ‘Cool teacher’ news article? Gabbard (10:07am ET): 😂 Yeah, what’s the big deal? He’s just trying to be trendy and relatable!
Vance (10:09am ET): Relatable, sure. But isn’t it a bit pathetic? Looking for approval from 15-year-olds? Rubio (10:11am ET): Haven’t we all been there at some point, JD? 💪
Waltz (10:13am ET): Focus, gentleman. The worry here is exposure and it potentially becoming a larger issue. That’s what we want to avoid.
Hegseth (10:16am ET): Isn’t it a free country? Aren’t we allowed to seek approval from whoever we want, including 15-year-olds?
Miller (10:20am ET): It’s about optics, Hegseth. And it’s not a good look. We can’t afford to have another ‘cool teacher’ scandal.🔥
Vance (10:23am ET): Especially not with POTUS. You know how he feels about this.❌
Gabbard (10:26am ET): Give the guy a break. He’s probably never tasted real Russian vodka. 🍸😎
Rubio (10:28am ET): We’re not discussing vodka here, Tulsi.🙄
Wiles (10:31am ET): I agree with Marco. We’re losing focus. Stick to the task at hand, everyone.
Kent (10:34am ET): Now who could resist a full-grown adult trying to act ‘cool’ for 15 years olds. 😂
Hegseth (10:37am ET): I mean, I wouldn’t mind if my kid’s teacher was cool. As long as they’re learning something valuable.
Vance (10:40am ET): This isn’t a joking matter, Pete. This could potentially damage us.
Bessent (10:43am ET): Just like when I tried that beyond meat burger last week. That was a mistake.🍔
Waltz (10:45am ET): Okay, I think we’ve strayed enough from the topic. Let’s wrap this up. We’ll discuss this further with the rest of the team.
Hegseth (10:47am ET): Can we just use this ‘Cool teacher’ incident to remind everyone of our stance on education and values? Our voters will like a strong stance.
Vance (10:49am ET): As always, Hegseth, turning every situation into a marketing pitch.
Hegseth (10:51am ET): It’s not marketing, JD. It’s politics.
Rubio (10:53am ET): In any case, I think we’ve covered enough for one meeting. Let’s break.
