In a leaked Signal chat among Cabinet members, the team strategizes ahead of a meeting with Federal Reserve Chair Powell, agreeing to focus on economic issues, specifically the potential impact of sanctions against Russia, while avoiding overemphasis on Powell’s role or unrelated foreign policy concerns.
Title: Leaked Cabinet Signal Chat: Strategizing Around Meeting with Fed Chair Powell.
February 27, 10:00 am ET
Waltz (10:02 am ET):
Alright, team. We have a meeting with Fed Chair Powell at the White House today. Let’s be sure we’re all on the same page.
Vance (10:07 am ET):
Let’s not appeal to Powell’s ego too much. The man’s already in the clouds about his importance.
Rubio (10:10 am ET):
Agreed. Let’s ensure our strategy is sound and that we have POTUS’ best interests at heart.
Gabbard (10:15 am ET):
Are we going to touch on the sanctions Russia is facing?💼🌍
Waltz (10:18 am ET):
Yes, but let’s not forget the main purpose of this meeting - economics. That’s Powell’s wheelhouse.
Hegseth (10:21 am ET):
Indeed, trying to tie in too many foreign policy concerns might just muddy the waters. Keep it simple, keep it bold.💪📈🇺🇸
Ratcliffe (10:25 am ET):
How about we focus on the economic impact of the sanctions? Is our economy strong enough to withstand the potential backlash?
Wiles (10:30 am ET):
And be sure to remind Powell that we’re not Europe. We won’t roll over for any moochers.🚫🇪🇺
Bessent (10:35 am ET):
Save the political jargon for another time, Susie. Let’s stick to economics and policy today.
Miller (10:39 am ET):
Of course, we can’t forget to ask Powell about his favorite episode of The Bachelor. It’ll remind him that he’s dealing with real people here, not just numbers.💔💍🌹
Kent (10:43 am ET): Moving on… Are we prepared to discuss potential interest rate hikes?
Witkoff (10:48 am ET):
I’ve been going over the latest data. We need to be prepared for every scenario.
Gabbard (10:50 am ET):
That’s so smart, Steve! Always be prepared! Just like in my favorite movie - The Hunt for Red October. 🎥🍿
Vance (10:53 am ET):
I’d advise against broaching the topic of interest rates unless Powell himself brings it up.
Rubio (10:58 am ET):
Everyone, let’s just focus on the meeting. After all, we’re here to serve the American people, who are counting on us.🇺🇸
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