In the leaked conversation among cabinet members, key issues discussed included the need to increase defense measures against cyber-attacks, the provision of humanitarian aid to Middle East refugees, and potential economic fallout from the upcoming fiscal cliff.

Michael Waltz (8:15 am ET):

Good morning all. Prepping today’s briefing, any input would be appreciated. 📃

JD Vance (8:20 am ET):

Can we add the increase in defense measures against cyber-attacks on the agenda today? It’s an issue we can’t afford to ignore.

Marco Rubio (8:40 am ET):

I second that, JD. Also, I’d appreciate it if we could discuss humanitarian aid for those displaced in the Middle East.

Tulsi Gabbard (8:45 am ET):

I heard this indie band’s song yesterday that sounded straight out of a 2000s TV soundtrack—without any of the mixtape mess. Totally recommend them for our next team bonding activity. 🎸🎶

Stephen Miller (8:56 am ET):

Gabbard, we’re discussing national security, not finding new music to jam to.

Tulsi Gabbard (9:00 am ET):

A bit of levity never hurt, Stephen.

Scott Bessent (9:02 am ET):

On a more serious note, I’m worried about the potential economic fallout if we don’t manage the next fiscal cliff well. We need a solid plan.

John Ratcliffe (9:14 am ET):

Agreed, Scott. I will support your motion. And Gabbard, indie music recommendation noted. 🎵

Steve Witkoff (9:28 am ET):

Music for team bonding? Not a bad idea! 💡

Pete Hegseth (9:38 am ET):

Guys, maybe let’s bring the focus back to the briefing. 🎯

Susie Wiles (9:45 am ET):

I agree with Pete. We need to stay focused on the matters at hand.

JD Vance (10:00 am ET):

Absolutely. Let’s discuss the next steps concerning the cyber defense measures.

Stephen Miller (10:10 am ET):

I propose we ramp up our information campaigns on the threats posed by cyber-attacks.

Joe Kent (10:20 am ET):

I think we should also consider auditing and strengthening our existing cyber defense infrastructure.

Pete Hegseth (10:30 am ET):

Good points, all. Will add these to the briefing. Back to work now.💪🇺🇸

Marco Rubio (11:45 am ET):

Sounds good. Let’s get this done. And Tulsi, keep those music recommendations coming. 🎶💼

Tulsi Gabbard (11:46 am ET):

Will do, Marco! 🤙🎵