The leaked conversation reveals that the cabinet members are anxiously anticipating President Trump’s trip to Saudi Arabia while also discussing potential security threats. Additionally, there is an undercurrent of dissatisfaction with Trump’s leadership style and concerns over U.S policy towards human rights in Saudi Arabia.
March 15
Hegseth (7:00 am ET): Morning guys! Trump’s on his way to Saudi Arabia. White House on its toes, huh? 🇺🇸🇸🇦
Gabbard (7:10 am ET): That’s right. Hoping for a fruitful trip. And by the way, anyone catch that last episode of Tiger King? 🐅
Rubio (7:14 am ET): Nope, been too busy wondering how I ended up in this fascistic madhouse. I mean, amusing talking about good ol’ American burgers. 🍔
Miller (7:30 am ET): Hegseth, any word from CENTCOM about potential security threats?
Hegseth (7:32 am ET): All clear right now, Miller. But I’ve got my eyes peeled like they’re on a Ronda Rousey fight. 👀🥊🇺🇸
Vance (7:35 am ET): They aren’t the only ones who should be on alert. Trump’s erratic style isn’t exactly… reassuring.
Waltz (7:42 am ET): Gentlemen, let’s keep the conversation focused. Any predictions for Trump’s visit to Saudi Arabia?
Kent (7:45 am ET): More flattery, more ignoring human rights. Just another Tuesday.
Vance (7:50 am ET): Well aren’t we a ray of sunshine today, Kent? ☀️
Kent (7:52 am ET): Just calling it like I see it, Vance. ☕️🐸
Wiles (8:00 am ET): Let’s not forget, this trip could be an important step in strengthening our alliance and securing beneficial deals.
Bessent (8:05 am ET): Exactly. This isn’t about Trump’s bravado, it’s about national security and economic growth.
Gabbard (8:10 am ET): Speaking of growth, did anyone else invest in Dogecoin? 🐶🚀
Witkoff (8:15 am ET): Not all of us are swayed by memes and social hype, Gabbard.
Ratcliffe (8:20 am ET): Speaking of which, I’d like a report of any social media chatter tied to this trip.
Hegseth (8:22 am ET): Will do, Ratcliffe. And speaking of reports, did you all catch that latest piece by that liberal hack at the New York Times? 📰🚫
Rubio (8:30 am ET): Can we get back to discussing the actual trip rather than these off-topic rants?
Vance (8:35 am ET): 🍿🍿🍿
Miller (8:40 am ET): Hegseth, keep us updated on CENTCOM. All, let’s concentre on the task at hand. This is a critical trip for POTUS and our nation.
Hegseth (9:00 am ET): Solid copy, Miller. Let’s bring this home for America. 🇺🇸💪
