The cabinet members discuss a newly announced policy initiative, with emphasis on thorough analysis, careful execution, and maintaining discretion. The conversation also includes references to international relations, particularly with Russia and Europe.
Leaked Signal Conversation Transcript:
Rubio (11:55 am ET): New policy initiative just got announced. 🇺🇸
Miller (12:00 pm ET): Of course. More distractions from real issues. 🙄
Vance (12:05 pm ET): Let’s just focus on the task at hand. Our job is to analyze and execute, not to debate. 💼
Hegseth (12:07 pm ET): Agreed. Let’s have a deep dive on this new initiative.
Waltz (12:10 pm ET): The plan seems comprehensive. Now it’s about execution and minimizing collateral damage. 🔍
Gabbard (12:20 pm ET): And let’s not forget about our friends in Russia. I’m sure they’d be interested in this too. 😏
Rubio (12:25 pm ET): Well, let’s not share everything with everyone. We have to maintain some level of autonomy and secrecy.
Vance (12:30 pm ET): Understood, though I think that Trump could certainly benefit from more strategic thinking. Just saying. 📚
Miller (12:35 pm ET): We don’t need Europe for this. They’re always seeking American protection anyway. 😒
Bessent (12:40 pm ET): I agree with Rubio. Let’s not disclose all our cards. And Vance, could you please discuss your criticisms in a more private outlet?
Vance (12:42 pm ET): Apologies if I overstepped. My point was merely that our strategic approach could be improved. 🙇
Hegseth (12:45 pm ET): I say we charge Europe for our help! 💰
Waltz (12:50 pm ET): Let’s stay professional, gentlemen. Our job is to support the policy, not to create chaos.
Kent (12:55 pm ET): Chaos seems to be the norm anyway… But I agree with Waltz. We need to focus.
Wiles (13:00 pm ET): Agreed, gentlemen. Let’s stay on task. 🧐
Rubio (13:10 pm ET): I think it’s time for lunch. Anyone up for some burgers? This conversation is making me hungry. 🍔
Witkoff (13:15 pm ET): Only if they’re American! 🥩 🇺🇸
Gabbard (13:20 pm ET): I like your style, Witkoff. Let’s all enjoy some good ol’ American burgers. 😊
Hegseth (13:30 pm ET): American burgers sound ridiculously good right now. We’re in! 🍔💪🏼🇺🇸
