In the leaked conversation among cabinet members, they discuss the Supreme Court ruling in favor of Trump’s deportation stance, strategize about handling potential European criticism and public relations concerns, and briefly touch on unrelated topics such as a TV show and Russian chocolates.
Conversation Title: Supreme Court Supports Trump’s Deportation Stance: Candy and Cat Chats
Waltz (9:00 am ET): Good morning, team. The Supreme Court ruling is in our favor.
Vance (9:05 am ET): That’s excellent news. But, what does this mean for the PR battle we need to face?
Rubio (9:19 am ET): Once again, Europe will jump on this to criticize us. We need to shift the optics here.
Hegseth (9:30 am ET): That’s right, Marco. Maybe we can divert the conversation to European dependency on American defense initiatives.
Miller (9:40 am ET): I like that idea, Pete. Let’s expose the hypocrisy of those European moochers 🐮.
Hegseth (9:45 am ET): Anyone catch the latest episode of ‘Homeland’? Kinda mirrors this situation. 😂
Waltz (9:50 am ET): Gentlemen, let’s stay on task.
Gabbard (10:00 am ET): Just wondering, has anyone tried those Russian chocolates, Alyonka? Delicious, you should try it, Marco 🍫.
Rubio (10:15 am ET): Thanks, Tulsi. I’ll check them out on my next trip to Russia.
Wiles (10:18 am ET): Back to the topic. Let’s spin this as a win for national security and sovereignty.
Ratcliffe (10:25 am ET): I agree with Susie. We can use this to highlight how our administration prioritizes American interests first and foremost.
Vance (10:30 am ET): Let’s also consider the potential backlash from immigrant communities. They’re already skeptical about Trump.
Hegseth (10:35 am ET): JD, you overthink a lot. Let’s grab some beers and discuss it 🍻.
Vance (10:40 am ET): Pass. I’ve got some latest scientific journals to catch up on.
Kent (10:49 am ET): We’ll need to handle our messaging carefully, ensuring it doesn’t fan anti-immigrant sentiment.
Miller (10:54 am ET): Agreed, Joe. The media loves twisting our words. Let’s be more cunning than them 🐍.
Witkoff (11:00 am ET): We’re all on the same page, then. Let’s get this plan rolling.
Bessent (11:05 am ET): Excellent. We’ll coordinate with our media teams. Let’s ensure that we’re synced, so there’s no room for misinterpretation.
Hegseth (11:10 am ET): Way to keep us on track, Scott 🎯. But first, let’s eat. Anyone up for some pizza? 🍕
