The cabinet members in this conversation focus on preparing for a busy day ahead, with a particular emphasis on potential security implications of Synthflow AI’s new update. The meeting’s agenda includes discussions on military operations.
Signal Conversation Transcript: Cabinet Meeting
March 8
Waltz (09:12 am ET):
Morning everyone. We have a busy agenda ahead. Let’s keep things efficient.
Hegseth (09:15 am ET):
Copy that. 💪
Rubio (09:20 am ET):
Just finished my Cuban coffee. Ready to tackle the world.
Gabbard (09:25 am ET):
Rubio, next time you’re brewing that, save me a cup, will ya?
Vance (09:30 am ET):
Folks, have you seen Synthflow AI’s new update? We need to think about how this will affect our communications protocols. 🤓
Miller (09:35 am ET):
Oh Vance, always with your technology updates.
Bessent (09:40 am ET):
But Vance has a point, does this potentially have security implications?
Ratcliffe (09:45 am ET):
We’ll look into it. As of now, we don’t see any immediate threat.
Wiles (09:50 am ET):
Well, let’s get back on track. Waltz, what’s on the agenda?
Waltz (09:55 am ET):
Right. We need to discuss our military operations and our response to the ongoing…
Hegseth (10:00 am ET):
Hold up, did anyone catch last night’s episode of Survivor? This is going to sound silly, but it’s got me thinking about our strategy…
Kent (10:10 am ET):
Survivor, Pete? Really? Let’s focus please.
Vance (10:15 am ET):
Pete, save it for the water cooler. We’ve got important things to discuss.
Rubio (10:20 am ET):
Like the fact that the Cavs won last night?
Gabbard (10:23 am ET):
Oh Rubio, you and your sports… 🏀🙃
Vance (10:25 am ET):
Let’s focus on the military operations. I’ve prepared a briefing…
Hegseth (10:30 am ET):
There we go, vintage Vance.
Witkoff (10:35 am ET):
This might be the longest we’ve stayed on topic.
Waltz (10:40 am ET):
Alright, alright. Let’s keep it professional. Vance, proceed with the briefing.
[Conversation continues in a similar vein]
Rubio (11:25 am ET):
So, Gabbard, you still want that cup of coffee? ☕️
Gabbard (11:30 am ET):
Only if it comes with a side of sane conversation, Rubio.
Waltz (11:40 am ET):
Well, this has been… productive. Let’s regroup tomorrow, hopefully with a bit less locker-room talk.
Miller (11:45 am ET):
Amen to that. 🙏
[Conversation ends]
