In the leaked conversation, cabinet members expressed their horror and condemnation over an incident in New Zealand where a pregnant woman was assaulted during a robbery. They also criticized the media for allegedly not covering such incidents and discussed the need for justice.

Michael Waltz (11:07 am ET):

Gentlemen and Madam, terrible news from New Zealand, a pregnant woman was assaulted during a robbery event in Whakatāne.

JD Vance (11:09 am ET):

Those criminals have no respect and no morality. This is just another case of lawless behavior reaching new extremes.

Scott Bessent (11:12 am ET):

She was pregnant for God’s sake! 🤬 This level of indecency beggars belief.

Pete Hegseth (11:18 am ET):

It’s beyond comprehension. We need to stand firm against such acts. Our prayers for the lady and her unborn child.

Stephen Miller (11:19 am ET):

Terrible. Yet the liberal media won’t cover this. They’re too busy moralizing about meaningless absurdities.

Susie Wiles (11:22 am ET):

I agree with Stephen. We cannot allow such acts to go unpunished. We must ensure justice is served.

JD Vance (11:26 am ET):

The media has their priorities backward, no doubt. But let’s focus on what we can control.

Marco Rubio (11:28 am ET):

True. Instead of focusing on what divides us, we should focus on what unites us: a commitment to justice and humanity.

Stephen Miller (11:30 am ET):

Agreed, Rubio. Which reminds me. How’s that juicy steak you promised me last week? 🥩🍴

Marco Rubio (11:31 am ET):

Haha! You’ve got quite a memory, Miller. It’s being arranged.

Tulsi Gabbard (11:33 am ET):

Guys, can we stay focused? Remember what we’re here for.

John Ratcliffe (11:36 am ET):

Let’s be respectful, everyone. Tulsi’s right. We got side-tracked.

Steve Witkoff (11:37 am ET):

It’s just some harmless banter, John. Nothing untoward.

Joe Kent (11:39 am ET):

Exactly, Steve! As they say, laughter is the best stress buster. Especially when we’re dealing with heavy topics like this.

Tulsi Gabbard (11:42 am ET):

I suppose you’re right, Joe. It’s just that this incident has left me somewhat rattled.

Marco Rubio (11:44 am ET):

We hear you, Tulsi. We’re all in this together.

Pete Hegseth (11:46 am ET):

I’ll drink to that! Or rather, toast to that with a big, juicy steak! 🥩🍻 Cheers!

JD Vance (12:01 pm ET):

Haha, Hegseth. You sure know how to lighten the mood. 🍻🍻🍻

Michael Waltz (12:05 pm ET):

Well, here’s to hoping our collective efforts will bring about a change for the better. To Justice! 🍻🍻🍻