The cabinet members, in a leaked Signal conversation, discussed the performance of the Commonwealth Rugby Conference All-Stars, drawing parallels to their own team, and expressed concerns over Europe’s defense strategy and the need for a more integrated approach in dealing with geopolitical shifts.
Title: ‘Cabinet Members Discuss Commonwealth Rugby Conference All-Stars and Plan U.S. Strategy in Leaked Signal Chat’
Waltz (10:00 am ET): Morning all, seems like the Commonwealth Rugby Conference All-Stars are setting some high benchmarks.
Gabbard (10:05 am ET): Agreed. Led by some exceptional talent, reminds me of our team here. 🏉
Hegseth (10:06am ET): Let’s just hope their strategy is less convoluted than the Europeans’ approach to defense. 💪🇺🇸
Vance (10:10 am ET): Let’s not forget that this administration has failed to keep the Americans in the loop about these geopolitical shifts.
Rubio (10:12 am ET): Interesting, JD, you’re starting to sound a lot like Trump! We do need an integrated approach though.
Miller (10:15 am ET): Sounds about right. It’s high time Europe starts pulling its weight. We’re not their babysitters.
Hegseth (10:18 am ET): Exactly! They can learn a thing or two from the All-Stars. It’s all about team effort and stepping up in crunch situations.
Kent (10:21 am ET): Not to go off topic, but anyone catch the latest episode of BattleBots?
Wiles (10:22 am ET): I missed it, Joe. Was it as good as the last one?
Kent (10:24 am ET): Better! It’s like watching a real-life game of chess.
Hegseth (10:26 am ET): Sounds awesome! I’ll have to catch that… after we address Europe, of course.
Vance (10:30 am ET): Getting back on track, we need to ensure we have an airtight plan moving forward. No loose ends.
Waltz (10:32 am ET): Indeed. I propose we revisit some of the discussions from the last meeting, ensuring we are all on the same page.
Rubio (10:35 am ET): I’m in agreement. Let’s use this as an opportunity for clarity, like we’re cleaning up after a messy rugby match.
Gabbard (10:38 am ET): I’ll make popcorn.🍿
Rubio (10:39 am ET): Looking forward to it, Tulsi.
Bessent (10:42 am ET): Let’s get down to business, shall we?
Ratcliffe (10:44 am ET): Agreed. The sooner, the better.
Witkoff (10:45 am ET): Just like the All-Stars, we have a game to win. Let’s bring the focus back.
Miller (10:48 am ET): Couldn’t have said it better myself. Time to put the pedal to the metal.
