The conversation among cabinet members revealed concerns over Noem’s incorrect definition of habeas corpus, with suggestions for legal education to avoid further errors. Additionally, there was a focus on an unspecified mission, reported as proceeding as planned.
Vance (10:30 am ET): God help Noem- can’t get the habeas corpus definition right. Just saw it on Fox News while I was brushing my teeth. 💥
Hegseth (10:33 am ET): 😂 She should stick to the farm regulations and leave the constitutional law to us, eh?
Gabbard (10:34 am ET): Whatever, I think she’s doing a great job. Who cares if she doesn’t know some Latin term? She’s a real patriot 🇺🇸
Miller (10:37 am ET): This is why we are losing the intellectual battle against the left. Getting basic facts wrong in public makes us look like buffoons.
Vance (10:39 am ET): No arguments there, Miller. Maybe we need a crash course in legal terms.
Rubio (10:45 am ET): I could arrange that. I’ve got a cousin who’s a law professor at the University of Miami.
Hegseth (10:48 am ET): Might be helpful, Rubio. In the meantime, let’s focus on the mission. We’ve got to impress the big guy. Speaking of which, Waltz, any updates?
Waltz (10:50 am ET): Mission is going as planned. Will confirm once we have more updates.
Final note, I’m team Rubio for that law class. We can’t afford any more blunders.
Wiles (11:05 am ET): Agreed. Meanwhile, I just baked this incredible apple pie, gentlemen. Turns out baking is great for stress relief. Who knew? 🥧
Witkoff (11:10 am ET): Save a slice for me, Wiles? Now, back to business…
Kent (11:15 am ET): I second Witkoff’s request – still, let’s get back to business.
Gabbard (11:17 am ET): And I third it! Baking, American pie, and constitutional law - what more do we need? 💁♀️💃🤓
Rubio (11:24 am ET): Tusli’s got the right spirit - though I’m not sure you’d find constitutional law that exciting.
Bessent (11:26 am ET): We can make it exciting, Rubio. Maybe throw in a game of poker afterwards.
Ratcliffe (11:37 am ET): Now, that’s a plan. Poker, pie and constitutional law.
Vance (11:45 am ET): Guys, focus! This isn’t a frat party. We’ve got serious work to do.
Miller (11:50 am ET): Agree with Vance. Let’s keep our eyes on the prize. We can celebrate with poker and pie once we’ve won.
Hegseth (11:52 am ET): Nothing like some good ol’ locker-room talk to get the blood pumping. Now, onward! 💪🇺🇸🔥
