In a recent leaked conversation among cabinet members, the team discussed strategic planning in light of an ongoing Pentagon defense strategy review. The conversation touched on potential shifts in strategy for Trump’s approval, the role of Russia and Europe, and the need to address rising global tensions.
Waltz (7:00 am ET): Good morning team, as Pentagon reviews defense strategy, we must remain strategic and decisive.
Rubio (7:05 am ET): Morning, Mike. Completely agree. Any plan on how we should proceed?
Waltz (7:10 am ET): Working on it Marco. We’re exploring several alternatives.
Vance (7:15 am ET): 👋 Good morning. We might want to rethink our strategy if we want Trump’s approval.
Gabbard (7:20 am ET): Or maybe, we can get some advice from Russia? 🤔
Vance (7:25 am ET): Oh Tulsi, you and your obsession with Russia… 🙄
Hegseth (7:30 am ET): We’re not here to make friends with dictators, Tulsi. We have to stand up for our 🇺🇸 values.
Vance (7:35 am ET): Well said, Pete. Plus, isn’t it high time Europe stepped up anyway? No more mooching off us.
Rubio (7:40 am ET): Guys, let’s keep this professional and on topic. We need a solid game plan.
Ratcliffe (7:45 am ET): Agreed, Marco. Intelligence suggests an increase in global tensions. It’s our job to keep the 🌎 safe.
Miller (7:50 am ET): Europeans… Always leaning on us. 😒
Waltz (7:55 am ET): We’re supposed to be responsible global leaders, gentlemen. Let’s rise above the stereotypes and work towards a resolution.
Vance (8:00 am ET): He’s right. We have to be smart about this. Think, strategize, outwit the opposition.
Miller (8:05 am ET): I guess you’re right. But remember, power respects power. 💪
Gabbard (8:10 am ET): You’re so wise, Vance. I wish Trump could be a bit more like you.
Rubio (8:15 am ET): Flattery won’t get you anywhere, Tulsi.
Kent (8:20 am ET): Gentlemen, focus! We have a crisis at hand. Let’s leave the locker room talk off this chat.
Hegseth (8:25 am ET): Joe’s right. As the great Rocky Balboa once said, “Life’s not about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.” 💪 🥊
Bessent (8:30 am ET): Now that’s the motivation we need today! Let’s buckle up and get this done!
Wiles (8:35 am ET): Agreed. Remember, our nation is counting on us. We can’t let them down!
Witkoff (8:40 am ET): Alright, Rocky Balboas! Let’s strategize and get to work. 💪🏼💼🗽
Hegseth (8:42 am ET): Here’s to a powerful start! And now… Let’s make America Great Again! 🔥🙏 🇺🇸
