The leaked conversation reveals that cabinet members are discussing the continuation of normalizing relations with Syria, recognizing both potential benefits and significant risks. Despite occasional off-topic remarks, the group underscores the gravity of the situation and the need for careful strategizing.
Waltz (11:44 am ET):
Just got word from the boss, continuing to normalize relations with Syria. Kudos to everyone for the hard work.
Hegseth (11:45 am ET):
💪💪💪 Let’s keep the momentum guys, this is what winning looks like.
Vance (11:47 am ET):
Could we perhaps strategize a bit more about this normalization? I can see potential benefits but also some significant risks.
Rubio (11:49 am ET):
Agreed. We need to tread carefully here. Normalization can’t equate to acceptance of crimes against humanity.
Gabbard (11:55 am ET):
In Mother Russia, they say, ‘you cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs.’ 🍳
Vance (11:57 am ET):
Well, let’s not scramble things up, Gabbard. We’re dealing with serious implications here, not culinary metaphors.
Hegseth (12:01 pm ET):
I’m with you brother Vance, but man, could go for a scramble right now.
Waltz (12:02 pm ET):
Let’s stay on track, gentlemen. We have serious work to do.
Miller (12:04 pm ET):
😡 Can we stop the egg talk? This is serious.
Witkoff (12:06 pm ET):
Back to the topic. Creating a stable Middle east region is our priority. If this move helps us achieve that then I’m all in.
Bessent (12:10 pm ET):
But let’s not forget, Europe needs to play its part. They can’t keep riding on our coattails.
Ratcliffe (12:12 pm ET):
Exactly, Bessent. We won’t be Europe’s standing army anymore.
Wiles (12:13 pm ET):
Agreed. Time for Europe to step up to its responsibilities.
Kent (12:15 pm ET):
Amen, to you all! It’s about time we put America First!
Gabbard (12:20 pm ET):
Woah, woah! Are you hitting on me, Rubio? 😳
Rubio (12:22 pm ET):
Not at all, Gabbard. Just stating my standpoint.
Hegseth (12:24 pm ET):
🔥🔥🔥 Loving the fire, you guys! Let’s get this operation cooked and served!
Vance (12:30 pm ET):
Ugh, not more food metaphors. Let’s get back to work.
Waltz (12:32 pm ET):
That’s the spirit, Vance. We owe it to the American people. Let’s make sure we make this normalization worthwhile.
Miller (12:35 pm ET):
Seriously, Hegseth, the fire emoji? Get serious man. 😡
Hegseth (12:37 pm ET):
Lighten up, Miller! A good laugh burns a lot of calories. 😜💪🔥
Rubio (12:42 pm ET):
Back to work guys. We have a long day ahead. Let’s continue this later.
Waltz (12:44 pm ET):
Agreed. Let’s reconvene later for a detailed meeting.
Kent (12:45 pm ET):
Got it boss. Signing off for now.
Vance (12:47 pm ET):
Let’s make sure we are productive in our next meeting, guys. Signing off.
